OMG! I just saw...

“I just saw Snow White on the side of the freeway, with a wrecked car, talking on her cell phone.

Only in L.A.


No, there were no dwarfs.”

“What's red and has seven dents?




Snow White's cherry.”

“the Classic, yes --


In Georgia: Dwarf Pit Crew.

TODAY in Georgia: Drunken Dwarf Pit Crew.”

“She must have pimped the dwarves.”

“navi - Cool! Were you near Disneyland!!!”

“No, Phil, I was on the 405.
My daughter tells me that Disney Cast Members are not allowed to take their costumes home.
And this lady was in FULL get up.”

“Well, then she must have been the real thing. Instead of eating the apple, Snow White was probably on her way to Burger King and I'll bet her wicked stepmother tried to run her off the road.”

“The 405 goes by Snow Nymph's place...perhaps Snow White was trying to connect with Snow Nymph?

I better go to bed.”

“LOL”

“"Snow White" was a call girl on the
way to make some guy's dream come true.

Like some perverted "make a wish foundation".”

“Heck you'd think the prince could have afforded a better quality of car or at least AAA.”

“Maybe love's first kiss distracted her attention

”

“What a ham...always playing the damsel in distress.”