Cheese Filled, Bacon Wrapped, Deep Fried Hot Dogs

“

Ingredients:
1 hot dog
1 slice of thick-cut bacon
1 can of spray cheese
1 can beer (It doesn't matter what kind, but we recommend something dark. Corona probably isn't a good idea)
1 cup flour
Oil for frying

Instructions:
First take the center out of the hot dog with an apple corer, if you have access to one. If not, just cut out the middle with a knife. Fill the cavity with the spray cheese and use the hot dog you removed from the middle as a cap to keep the cheese in. Wrap the bacon around the hot dog and deep-fry for two to four minutes or until bacon is cooked. Dab them dry with a paper towel (so the batter will stick). Mix the beer with the flour until it reaches a thick, but lump-free consistency. Dip the dogs in the batter, coating the dog completely, and deep-fry on high heat for two to three minutes or until brown and deadly.

NOTE: Don't fry them too long or all of the cheese will explode out into the oil.

http://www.thestranger.com/blog/2007/03/post_135”

“I am sorry, but that is just wrong”

“Looks like some hiker and scout food I've seen. Actually it's more like bachelor food.”

“At least it isn't in a RING shape.”

“this had to have been concocted in the midwest”

“What are you supposed to drink with that? Drano?”

“A heart attack in food form. I want one.


(as I sit here munching on my rice cake)”

“Sounds like something they'd sell outside Graceland.

'Spray Cheese'? Also known as 'Pasteurized Process Cheese Food Product in an Aerosol Can'?”

“What are you supposed to drink with that? Drano?”
lyra
2:46:17 PM
3/20/07

Either a 6 pack of Guinness or a triple thick shake from Micky'ds”

“can i get that with a lipitor chaser?”

“Diet soda?”

“Haha! Diet soda is probably pretty accurate!”

“Hey Jim, you think you can dehydrate that for our next adventure?

Wrap some of that Guiness cheese around it.”

“That would be good with smoked gouda stuffed into it, too.”

“The alternate title to this thread is “Michigan Caviar”.”

““Looks like some hiker and scout food I've seen. Actually it's more like bachelor food.”
treebait
3:42:34 PM
3/20/07

You have to be kidding. Every bachelor I know would do the following using the same ingredients. Nuke the dog, (none of this apple core thing) nuke the bacon,(two strips)put the dog between the two strips of bacon like a sandwich, squirt the spray cheese on. Drink the beer and since they don't have flour in the house in the first place there no waste”

“What, no Wonder bread at the bachelor pad?”

“mmmmmmm i want a piginapoke now”

“wonder bread was not on the ingredients list.”

“that Guiness Cheddar rocked hard and you know it!”

“Yes it did.”

“I had a fried Oreo a few years ago. Until this thread appeared, I thought that was the #1 state fair heart attack inducer.


Bachelor food? Nah, too much work. When I was one I raided McD's every time they had their 29 cent cheesburger specials. Froze the whole bag, pulled a few out every night for dinner. Who wants to spend the time frying up the bacon when you could be sitting in the Lay-Z-Boy with a Yuengling?”

“Bachelor food? Nah, too much work. When I was one I raided McD's every time they had their 29 cent cheesburger specials.

techntrek
4:04:52 PM
3/20/07

Been a few years since bachelor days I would say.”

“No, sorry techntrek, deep fried twinkies get that award.”

“Yea like 1974”

“As a former bachelor that had (and used) flour and cooked - Kiss My Ass!

As for the heart attack dog - seems like standard Suthern Gourmet Food to me.

:D”

“1993-94. Started dating my wife in 95.

Hey, bm, I made killer onion w/potato soup. And lamb with a tasty white sauce. I could cook well, just wasn't what I wanted to do for an hour every night.”

“This has got to beat Jon Stewart's Pancake and sausage on a stick (Jimmy Dean?). . .”

“that thing in the picture is about the grossest looking thing I've seen in a while (at least that's purported to be FOOD)

seriously - if you eat that you must have a grudge against your bunghole.”

“looks delicious. mmmm”

“Jesus Christ!!! My chest hurts just looking at that thing.

And WTF is that gallon jug of presto antifreeze doing on the counter?


Note to self: "Never be a judge if Violin enters a Titanium Chef Contest.”

“LMAO @ Chili!”

“I concur on the Prestone.

Jon Stewart will never make it as a character actor.”

“How can Violink promote a deadly recipe like this?
last edited: 3/21/07 5:52:30 AM”

“He's a hypocrite. Heeeeellllloooo!”

“Violink with his 'comfort' food. He is obviously no stranger to wiener cheese.

”

“That's gotta be the nastiest excuse for food I've ever seen or heard of.

Aerosol cheese is not cheese!!!
Its hydrogenated oil with some other fake "food" things........a polymer and dang near plastic.

I'd sooner eat Lyra's cooking!
>8^O”

“Garbonzo bean cake for MarkO, coming up! =D
Want a smithwicks to go with it?”

“that photo almost looks pornographic.”

“if I were to try this (which as a bachelor is dang unlikely) I would start with Cheesy Bratwurst to eliminate the issue of getting the cheese into the hotdog.”

“I thought I would try at least some of the preparation for this feast. My apple corer is bigger than the hotdog I was using? Cut out the middle? Huh? How can you do this? I don't get it?”

“couldnt you just cut it in half, scrape out the middle and put it back together again???”

““Garbonzo bean cake for MarkO, coming up! =D
Want a smithwicks to go with it?”
Sassafras
11:56:14 AM
3/21/07

Yes Ma'am!!

Though I do not want to live forever, I would much prefer to live in a reasonable approximation of physical comfort for as long as I do live.”

““that photo almost looks pornographic.”
Spirit Coyote
11:59:12 AM
3/21/07

That's esy for you to say!!”

“HOI, use a scalpel and #08 silk.”

“couldnt you just cut it in half, scrape out the middle and put it back together again???”
Spirit Coyote
12:04:26 PM
3/21/07

you _could_. But once you cut it open it seems to me easier to just squirt the cheese and slap it back together again. Never mind the scraping. And who _wants_ to eat squirt cheese anyway?”

“What, you talk like my cooking is a fate worse than death or something!
:-D”

“"And who _wants_ to eat squirt cheese anyway?”
Ramblinrev

You got it, Pops!

If I'm going to eat any kind of tube steak I will take a trip to the German(and I do mean German!) or the Polish(same) sausage-maker.”

“OH................Lyra!

Hello!

Actually, your cooking is just fine.
I thought you might be lurking there................somewhere!”