insomnia

“oh gosh, what did I start tonight? shoulda left the insomnia thing alone... but glad to know i am not alone.”

“well first off, you all are pervs for wanting to see animal porn!!





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“YOU are the one with the collection, perv.”

“you're a twisted unit Mapleleaf. Damn that one angry #&%!$”

“what's new pusssssycat wooooahooohoohhhhh”

“Glad you find productive things to do while you can't sleep, mapleleaf!”

“My goodness.

I thought I would never see the day that I would observe the "Perpetual Stroking #&%!$".

Bill Gates -- stand back, bro.”

“poor thing...”

“stupid sheep...

ah, the two benadryls are starting to work”

“Is that the sheep from Pigly Winks?”

“i'm starting to shut down too, twinks... slowly but surely.”

“by the time my stuff is done printing i should be ready to pass out...ughh....sem element count crap....sure to bring on some sleep”

“zzzzz... it's putting me to sleep already LOL”

“i think we lost maple..”

“yup i am getting tired”

“i'm off to bed...”

“G'Night Kids....”

“me too. thanks for the fun!”

“me too... nighty everyone :) have a great weekend if i don't check back in for another few months lol.”

“glad u all r sleepy... *sigh*”

“So within an hour of seeing the cat stroking itself, every one is off to bed.


-- this P.S.A. is brought to you by the United Battery Foundation. ”

“Damn. All the insomniacs passed out.”

“no they haven't”

“just the drunks”

“Maybe their carpal tunnelling acted up and they just stopped typing.”

“i'll be one of the drunks tonight... but you'll probably all be in bed by the time i get home :( i'll have to entertain myself on here.”

“cheers!”

“How can you guys be insomniacs? It's not even 8 p.m.?”

“you can be an insomniac and be awake at all hours during the day OR night.... that's the beauty of it.”

“where the heck are ya all tonight?”

“zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

“im up no thanks to daughters ex boyfriend. he is not taking the break up very well. he keeps calling or gets his little sister to call. evil bastard woke me up for the last time!! i had to take phone off the hook. so if you call and get a message TOO BAD!!”

“Aww... sorry maple, and you were actually sleeping for once??? Stinking men!”

“i know right!! he kept calling and calling. and of course she was out on a date and has to be up early for work. i feel so bad for her. so i got on the phone and yelled at him. all he had to say was "i want my stuff" so i told him it would be out on the lawn in the morning!!”

“How much stuff of his can your daughter have??? Geez... that is why I have cut myself off from all men (at least temporarily)!”

“good for you. how much stuff? not sure but i did not want to find out at 1:30 in the morning”

“Nice, he was just using it as an excuse to talk to her anyway... and what kind of guy calls at that hour - especially when he knows his ex's parents are home and sleeping!!! Hope she stays away from that one...”

“he calls her work and keeps hanging up till she answeras. they all know it is him.”

“Creepy.... restraining order???”

“thinking about it. but i will talk to his dad first!”

“How old is this kid?”

“just turned 19”

“Wow, so probably just really young and not mature... hopefully talking to his dad works so you don't have to go further with this. I also hope you are able to get back to sleep!!!”

“no sleep just yet. but thanks for asking LOL”

“man...I slept like a log! :)”

“a log with ticks.”

“wow what happened between joe and sam??”

“Simply put, she wants to move on. I've stayed out of it until now. Maple's and Sam's methods have been given a chance and have not worked. Enter: yours truly. Joe and I will have a ....'little talk'..... later on.”