Evil Cheese....

“...is dancing on the windowsill....”

“I told you there was something wrong with the Kool-aid and to stay away from it. She never listens.”

“Don't Panic....

The Evil Cheese

Is Laughing.”

“The Evil Cheese

Concieved with

Marshmellow Peeps.”

“Evil Cheese

smells like

dead rats

covered in magot slime”

“Evil Cheese Counts

One and one is one”

“Evil Cheese

Tinkles in your coffee.”

“Evil Cheese

had a haircut

and a hairball on the rug.”

“Evil cheese will

track you down.”

“Up here that's good cheese!”

“Evil cheese

wants to hurt MsDoo,

So I kick it with my shoe.”

“Evil Chese

has a hairy butt.”

“Evil Cheese

is driving

me mad.”

“The Evil Cheese

dropped too much acid

as a young curd.”

“The Evil Cheese

Is In

HOI's Head Too.”

“it was the mushrooms.”

“Silly Sass,

Evil Cheese

is not made

from mushrooms!”

“Eet eez made by zee French.........but of course!!”

“Care for some Casu Marzu?”

“Velveeta- better cheese through chemistry.”

“

”

“"Shut that bloody bouzouki off!"”

“I just had a frittata covered in evil cheddar cheese.”

“sniff-sniff, MarkO, is that your feet I smell or is it the cheese? Either way, that stuff looks good!”

“Oh baby!!

Good Danish Bleu and scotch on the rocks......with my feet up, of course.”

“Jet-propelled creamcheese?

Consult Twiggy.”

“Print StoryEmail StoryA Morgantown man, his mother and his friend are suing McDonald's for $10 million.
The man says he bit into a hamburger and had a severe allergic reaction to the cheese melted on it.

Jeromy Jackson, who is in his early 20s, says he clearly ordered two Quarter Pounders without cheese at the McDonald's restaurant in Star City before heading to Clarksburg.

His mother Trela Jackson and friend Andrew Ellifritz are parties to the lawsuit because they say they risked their lives rushing Jeromy to United Hospital Center in Clarksburg.

The lawsuit alleges Jeromy "was only moments from death" or serious injury by the time he reached the hospital.

"We're interested in seeing McDonald's take responsibility and change a systemic quality control problem that endangers the lives of up to 12 million Americans with allergies," said Timothy Houston, the Morgantown lawyer representing the plaintiffs.

Houston said his clients were in Morgantown in October 2005 and stopped at the Star City McDonald's on the way home to Clarksburg. Jeromy Jackson was living with his mother at the time.

Jeromy did his part to make it known he didn't want cheese on the hamburgers because he is allergic, Houston said.

He told a worker through the ordering speaker and then two workers face-to-face at the pay and pick-up windows that he couldn't eat cheese, Houston said.

"By my count, he took at least five independent steps to make sure that thing had no cheese on it," Houston said. "And it did and almost cost him his life."

After getting the food, the three drove to Clarksburg and started to eat the food in a darkened room where they were going to watch a movie, Houston said.

Jeromy took one bite and started having the reaction, Houston said. One of the three immediately called the McDonald's to let restaurant employees know they had messed up the order, but had to cut the call short when Jeromy started having a bad reaction, Houston said.

At least two managers at the McDonald's called the Jacksons afterward to apologize for what happened, Houston said.

McDonald's representatives offered to pay half of Jeromy's medical bills -- which totaled about $700. When Houston became involved, he said the company offered to pay all the medical costs.

The plaintiffs weren't interested, and McDonald's wasn't offering anything more than medical costs.

The Jacksons and Ellifritz filed the lawsuit on July 18 in Monongalia Circuit Court.

http://www.dailymail.com/story/News/2007081043”

“By my count, he took at least five independent steps to make sure that thing had no cheese on it," Houston said. "And it did and almost cost him his life

he did everything except actually look himself. what a fracking moron. and then he took it into a dark room

cue xl saying something about libbies and personal accountability and world war II”

“raise your hand, those of you who would put your life in the hands of a handful of teenage minimum-wage slaves. no? didnt think so.

check the damn burger next time, jerome”

“Look before you lip.”

“Agreed....I am a firm believer in LOSER PAYS system....and if the Plaintiff can't pay...the Attorney covers it.”

“i'd say paying the medical costs would be fair, and worth it for the PR. maybe even a little for suffering and whatever. hell, i got 10,000 for my smashed finger (granted, that was workers comp, but same principle)”

“where are you walt?”

“he's frozen in Disney World”

“I recently discovered a new one: pepato cheese. It's awesome! Lots of peppercorns in it. Mmm.”