Don't tangle with Tango

“When ya tangle with Tango
You'd better be strong
A sandwich of knuckles
You'll be eating ere long
To mess with her Waddles
Or Squealers is wrong
Take heed of this warning
Before you are gone

Don't tangle with Tango
I say with a sigh
Her Sid is the greatest
Exalted on high
And Ben is a player
Who throws on the fly
Take heed of my warning
Or soon you will die

Don't tangle with Tango
I say over-awed
Or begging for mercy
You'll pray to the lawd
Your arms will be broken
Your face will be clawed
Take heed of my warning
Or be broken jawed

Don't tangle with Tango
I say till the last
My life blood is draining
I'm going out fast
Made fun of her Waddles
Just once in the past
Ignored my own warning
Got caught in her blast”

“
awed..... lawd?           argh!

”

“Lawdy momma!!”

“Poetic license Tilt!”

“steelers suck”

“Tango mangled Geo?

....or did Geo mangle the lingo?”

“Sounds like the G-Man got his ticket punched ;-)”

“im sorry, but i cant support someone who has lived in arizona for almost a year, but hasnt seen the grand canyon, especially if that someone has what we in the hoosier state call peyton envy”

“Baltimore Ravens Suck!!!

Without your support, Crash, I'm sure Tango will suffer.
You're bad............BAD!!”

“Quoth the raven... nevermind.”

“I miss Tango. Is she still running a campground out in Arizona?”

“So she says. She could be lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on some unsuspecting hockey fan who roots for teams other than the Waddles.”

“i was at her campground. its nice. but i suspect all the labor has been done by the 20 illegal aliens she keeps locked in her basement”

“Leather-bound??”

“You may call them illegal aliens, but they really are highly valued cabana boys.”

“Thanks for the MAD TV flashback.”