Life Lessons with Birch

“Bath tubs make great back yard fire pits.

You can use living room curtains for sheets.

Absolutely NO live ammo around the camp fire.

You can buy diet wine.

Beer makes us better drivers.”

“WOW! Do I want to hear more?”

“"You can use living room curtains for sheets."

Who knew? Most people do it the other way around.”

““"You can use living room curtains for sheets."

Who knew? Most people do it the other way around.”

I just had to be taking a drink when I read that.
"CLEAN UP ON ISLE FOUR!"”

“I learned from birch that goats named "Dinner" make great pets.....for a while.”

“LOL nigal!!! Great wknd for sure.

I wonder if the golf cart works?
last edited: 4/01/07 8:07:27 PM”

“I just had to be taking a drink when I read that.
"CLEAN UP ON ISLE FOUR!"”

What's the old joke? How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice?”

“I wonder if the golf cart works?

Yeah, birch busted his buddy's golf cart too. So add this one to the list...

If you drive a golf cart of indeterminate age and reliability further than 500 yards from the cooler bring enough beers to last a 500 yard walk back.”

“i find this highly amusing”

“Never Taser your neighbor's cat unless you're absolutely positive no one is watching or within earshot.

Cats can scream loud enough to make the police department respond.

When the police tell you to get face down on the ground, do it immediately without any resistance.

When police Taser people who won't get face down on the ground, those people will scream loud enough to make Sass---er, I mean his wife, come running out of the house with curlers in her hair.”

“Tequila makes all the chicks look better at closing time”

“Now, you guys are just making stuff up. Birch would never taser a cat.

The other stuff, all true. =)”

“"The other stuff, all true. =)
Sassafras
9:55:30 AM
4/02/07"



Birch has been tasered by the cops?

Sass wears curlers?”

“Birch is the one with curlers; Sass was tasered by cops (and liked it).”

“Nope, Noncon's making it up. I got enough curl in my hair I don't need no stinkin' curlers. And Birch has never been tasered by the cops, but I do believe the US Army might have zapped him once, probably in the same week they gassed him.

After getting zapped by the electric fence last week I'll skip the tasering, thank you very much.
last edited: 4/02/07 11:00:47 AM”

“i remember being hung up on an electric fence once, 400 volts. one second up, the next second on my back wondering wtf happened.”

“ever pee on an electric fence?”

“Sounds like another life lesson, huh, Birch?”