Sex 101

“NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."

Authorities said the incident happened March 27 at the school, which houses students from kindergarten through 12th grade. A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class was inadvertently left unattended, Buckley said. (Watch authorities try to determine if a crime was committed )

The class, which had around 10 other students, was alone for about 15 minutes, he said.

"When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them," he said.

It took a day for authorities to find out about the incident. A student who had been in the class told a high school student about it the next day, Buckley said. The student told a teacher, and school officials notified the sheriff's office. Detectives began questioning students Thursday.

School officials did not return calls seeking comment.

The students, who were not identified because of their age, were released to their parents after their arrests, Buckley said. They will next be arraigned in juvenile court.

A message seeking comment from the district attorney was not immediately returned.

Buckley said it was unclear what penalties the children could face.”

“Whack their pee-pee's.”

“Maybe their teacher is Leslie Horwinkle.”

“....or Sister Mary Elephant”

“Big deal...we were having sex when we were in 1st grade.”

“they learned it all on tv, movies, music. gosh, had to have somewhere to practice.”

“Uh, excuse me lady.

Rural north Louisiana????

They have been watching(at the very least) farm animals since they could walk.

Sex has been around a lot longer than TV.

While rural kids may not be first in some learning categories, they tend to be first in "reproductive knowledge".”

“Felonies????”

“i don't think it's the same thing at all. kids on the farm having been seeing that for centuries, but i doubt this has been happening for centuries.”

“"Big deal...we were having sex when we were in 1st grade"

Uphill both ways?”

“Wow, for once Mark is right about something.”

“but i doubt this has been happening for centuries - Pamela

That's because you're a xtian nut. You believe in the Good Old Days when people were godly before TV and radio corrupted everyone. Classic xtian pattern maintenance.”

““"Big deal...we were having sex when we were in 1st grade"

Uphill both ways?”

in the snow, without shoes”

“I debated whether to label this thread as fuego or chatter. I see I made the right choice.”

“Of course without shoes, and without black socks too, if you have any self respect at all.”

“go back 75 years; show me all the stories with groups of 5th graders having sex in the classroom!”

“Pam, I'm not talkin' about sex in classrooms, I'm talkin' about adolescent sex in general.

Ask Mutt, he's a farm boy.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

“i'm not saying adolescent sex is unusual, although these are not teens we are speaking of. 5th graders are 10 years old; AND we are talking about group sex in a classroom for goodness sake!!!”

“I would say that this incident is over the top!

And the were 11 and 12 and 13.....marrying age in some cultures.

Not in MY culture, mind ya!”

“go back 75 years; show me all the stories with groups of 5th graders having sex in the classroom! - Pamela

Brilliant. 75 years ago mass media wasn't a thousandth of what it is today. Today you get news on anything that happens anywhere. It just wasn't reported like that back then. But that doesn't mean it didn't happen occasionally, as it does now. Sorry to burst your narrow little worldview.”

“Try 9 years old in some parts of the world.”

“Dare I say..................parts of the Islamic World?”

“Some people up here didn't learn from just "watching" farm animals; they practiced with 'em. You never chased after sis 'til you got good enough with the goat.”

“Wasn't Mohammad content with 6 year old girls?”

“Or learned from watching the neighborhood dogs....

From which we get the most important lesson about intimacy. NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES, DON'T LET GO OF THAT RIGHT REAR LEG>”

“Ya know, it's moments like this that I am so thankful I am childless.”

“Mutt, Mohammed had a prediliction for Young Boys.”

“What age do you prefer yours to be, XL?”

“Maybe he likes Generation X'ers.”

“Faulty reasoning and stupid assumptions. Sex may have been around longer than TV, but TV and videos, DVDs, etc. have always been around for these kids entire lives. Just because someone is from a rural area doesn't mean that they grew up around farm animals. The rural poor are just as likely, no, more likely to live away from a farm as near one. There are public housing projects in many rural towns. Your barns with animals being chased by farm boys are simply fiction. Do you have first hand experience to pass on?

I'd reason that Pamela is right on here. TV (communication technology)and our culture has a much more pervasive presence in the lives of children than do farm animals.

Baaaaaa!!! Bull$hit!!!!”

“Wow! Liberal and right-winger, hand in hand together insulting muslims like a bunch of ignorant school boys. Shameful. When you're not insulting each other you join in lynching the outsider. Grow up.”

“Charlie was country too.

Giddy-Yap!!”

“a conservative blaming tv/movies/music for the ills of society is fcking hypocritical. so much for personal responsibility”

“Lame childish comeback. So, do you personally know about such beastiality or are you just poking fun?”

“i'm not saying you can take personal responsibility out of the equasion. i'm calling it cause and effect.”

“Well I'm not poking sheep!
(hint)”

“You and I are both right Pamela.

Rural areas are no bastion of decency any more than urban areas and modern media in all it's forms do play a hand.

Dang, I hate it when I'm being serious!”

“it's ok MarkO, serious has it's place too! LOL!”

“Charlie, you were a lot more fun when you were alive.”

“i'm not saying you can take personal responsibility out of the equasion. i'm calling it cause and effect.

what the hell do you think personal responsibility is? its saying no one is the cause of my bad behaviour except for me, and i take full responsibility for the effect it has on others”

“I agree. Y'all are morons.

This sheeite happens in urban areas and you fault crime, single mother households, gangsta's, no community, blah, blah, blah, and no big deal.

Rural area? Oh. Must be TV, outside factors, blah, blah, blah, it's different. Alert Congress and set up Commitees ASAP!

There's the hypocricy.

And has been said, crap like this has been going on for a while. It just used to be easier to put the blinders on.”

“I'm not so much the "what's the cause?" type of guy. I'm more of the "you did X and here is the punishment" type guy. The whys are for the sociologists. the justice is for the legal system. We can drive our selves crazy all day long asking why.”

“if you can find out why something happened, you might be able to prevent it from happening again

then again, probably not”

“Why: Hormones
Prevention: Castration/female circumcision


NEXT!”

“im speaking in general, bm”

“Me too.”

“I'm not asking why. The last thing I want to know is why Crash Bang involves himself with sheep.”

“i was generaler”

“the cats out of the bag now anyway.”

“I'd reason that Pamela is right on here. TV (communication technology)and our culture has a much more pervasive presence in the lives of children than do farm animals. - chuck darwin

No, Pamela is being a typical mindless evangelical drone. What you're saying about rural children may be true, but regardless, the fact remains that no matter what the influence, the rate of incidents like this has largely remained the same. Again you hear more about it now because of mass media, and it happens more often (but only in the sense that there's many millions more children than 75 years ago).

Once again, Mutt right, xtians wrong.”