Sharpton v. Imus

“Geobeet (moderator) - Gentleman, thank you for joing us today. My first question. Do either of you backpack?

Shapton - I don't backpack, and everybody knows that the black man will never be the white man's slave porter again. So no, I don't backpack. I won't even step into the woods.

Imus - I have to agree with Al here. I don't backpack, I'm a cowboy. I like to ride horses and then sleep in a comfy bed in an air conditioned ranch with electricity and cable. Backpacking is for crazy crackers.

Geobeet - what are your feras about the activity of backpacking?

Imus - I'm afraid of waking up with nappy hair, to be quite honest. I mean, if you don't shower for days at a time, while getting all dirty and sweaty, your hair is going to be nappy and messed up!

Sharpton - I agree with Don. If I go a few days without my hair straightener, my hair gets all nappy, and I HATE that shiznit.

Geobeet - With the current epidemic of obesity in the young children of our country, both white and black, wouldn't backpacking be a nice activity that could make our children healthier?

Imus - I have a farm with sick kids on it. They are sick, they can't backpack. Some of these kids have diabetes from being obese, how is sleeping in the woods without a cowboy hat going to help them? That is absurd.

Sharpton - Black folks hike evry day. We can't afford cars. Black folks sleep outside everyday. Instead of calling it a hobby like backpacking, we call it being poor and homeless.

Stove Stomper - lololololololololololololol”

“Classic! LOL!”

“I hate it when my hair gets nappy too.”

“Its tough to get all that nappiness stuffed into a sleeping bag.

That's why I lost my mane just before this year's FYAO.”

“Yeah...thats the reason I keep it short....LOL..but I thought bigtory was dead...???”

“I always get a hair cut before a hiking trip to avoid nappiness. Now if I could just think of a way to keep from getting ashy.”

“".....thought bigotry was dead...."

As long people use terms like "camel jockey" and "welfare queen" and others it seems to be alive and well.

Oh yeah.......................LOL”

“As an adult I've only had one blowout with my dad. He used the term "sand n______" in front of my kids. I made it clear that yes, he could say whatever the hell he wanted in his house, but I had the right to leave with the grandkids too. It works both ways.”

“Good plan, lets also remember who AL Sharpton is.

Twanna Brawley episode that damaged Prosecutor Al Pagones with false accusations (NO APOLOGY)

The Freddies Fashion Mart that racist (and he is) Al pretty much incited a riot that ended in MURDER (no apology)

He is a race hustler like Jessie...so until the people who allow them to claim "leadership" intervene I will accept that there is nothing such as racist or bigotry in views since all thing are equal. If they can exhibit those traits without repercussions...then it would be discriminatory to enforce them on others.”

“..thought bigotry was dead

No, liberals are keeping it alive. They don't think minorities have what it takes to succeed without their help.”

“Tend your own garden and police your own mouth, X.

If you think Sharpton's stupidity excuses your own, you are free to think so.”

“Thanks Buddha, you smoked out the usual nasties and they showed their asses right on cue.”

“Oh Sorry marky Mark...did i insult one of your SACRED COWS? (LOL)....jeeze you guys do pick some incredible heroes.”

“"If you think Sharpton's stupidity excuses your own, you are free to think so."

Read it again, X, I said Sharpton is STUPID!

He's no hero of mine.
But that's what you do.
You take what someone says and turn it upside-down and backwards to suit your latest rant.”

“but but but its easier to paint you as an extreme leftist america hating communist babyeater than to read what you wrote”

“What is the difference in what Imus said and what we hear everyday from the so called Black leaders, Black rappers, Black Politicians, and the Hollywood left???

NOTHING except for the fact that Imus is not BLACK and is not part of the Hollywood Left......

Racism is a one way street with these people......”

“On the local sports radio station they were discussing some of this yesterday. Evidently, Imus's apology was worse than his initial comments. Some of the highlights involved phrases such as "you people" and "my kids have eaten dinner with them (blacks)." Nice. You'd think a radio guy would know how not to come across as a total jackass.”

“"you people"......

Why is that racist?”

“Crackers can't have "nappy" hair, dumbasses.”

“Yes they can, BM. There's this weird phenomenon where the cuticle of the hair opens up and stays open, causing the hair to mat badly. I had it happen, and lost a lot of hair from trying to comb and pick it out rather than just shave my head. It's pretty traumatic.”

“NAPPY

n. pl. nap·pies Chiefly British
A diaper.

adjective
1. (of hair) in small tight curls [syn: crisp]

noun
1. garment consisting of a folded cloth drawn up between the legs and fastened at the waist; worn by infants to catch excrement [syn: diaper]


–noun, plural -pies. a small shallow dish, usually round and often of glass, with a flat bottom and sloping sides, for serving food.


–adjective, -pi·er, -pi·est. 1. covered with nap; downy.
2. (of hair) kinky.”

“you people"......

Why is that racist?

he didnt say that was racist, now did he? no, he said that was being a jackass.

"you people" is a little condescending

still, much ado about nothing”

““Crackers can't have "nappy" hair, dumbasses.”

Ah, lest we forget the ever fashionable Jew-fro...

”

“you people is frequently used in a derogatory manner.”

“N - I tried to find a photo of Colt Forty Feinburg, but struck out.”

““you people is frequently used in a derogatory manner.”

Oh yeah right! You people are always using that as an excuse.”

“In that context it's youz guyzz.”

““you people is frequently used in a derogatory manner.”


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE WILD”

“Fair enough, tb. In general, caucasians can not have nappy hair just from neglect.”

“tb - I think few here would call me politically correct.”

“POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE WILD

wow. that is about the lamest fcking insight ive ever heard. thats really an original thought youve got there, snazzypants. ive never heard that complaint before. its so new. and fresh and bold”

“Hey! Who let the Troll in and why wasn't I informed??????


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“My hair gets more like frizzy than nappy.

Where do you people get this politically correct crap, anyway?”

“Here's the context of the "you people" comment.

At one point, he angrily exclaimed to guest Rep. Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick -- a Michigan Democrat and member of the House Appropriations Committee as well as chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus -- "I can't get anywhere with you people."

Sharpton then jumped in, saying, "Who is 'you people?'"

Imus countered: "That's jive -- I mean you two people. You said you were going to be fair. Keep your word."

Voice rising, Sharpton then replied, "I'm in charge here. I asked you a question."”

“Trolling for trolls, Bearmagnet?”

“On a side note, when I get that age I sure hope I don't have Imus eyebrows. Someone offer that guy a trim.”

“"I can't get anywhere with you people."

-- I mean you two people"

in that context he could mean black people, race baiters like sharpton and jesse jackson, or (if he was being honest) just the two people he was addressing

i dont think he meant black people. again, much ado over nothing
last edited: 4/10/07 11:08:18 AM”

“Let's build this mole hill to the moon!!

With eyebrows like that Don ain't gonna get no trim.”

“Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!

Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.

Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!

Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.

Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.

Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.

Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.

Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.

Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.

Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.

Together: Col' got to be! Yo!

Subtitle: HOW TRUE!

Together: Sheeeeeeet!

Subtitle: GOLLY.”

“cracker”

“There's a youtube clip that has a conversation in jive translated. Very funny stuff.”

“Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Attndnt : Can I get you something?

Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.

Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.

Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.

Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.

Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.

Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide.

Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.

Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.”

“Nappy = my afternoon schnoozz”

“wk, youve got voicemail”

“whack muthafuhckahs”

“WK...........LOL.............”

“Got it Scott! Yes, I will see you this Saturday. Code word...the doves have taken flight, and I hear bells.”

“Racism is a one way street with these people......

Yep. The black community is a breeding ground for racism. Hispanics aren't too far behind.”

“Ah, the people who make a living on racism continue to make mountains out of mole hills.

The black man: Check out them nappy headed ho's.

Politically correct: Ha ha ha.

Imus: Check out those nappy headed ho's.

Politically correct: Racist! Fire him!”