Crash Bang's Indy Anti-Social Lounge

““No wonder he stopped saying "FVCK OFF!"”
Geobeet
3:28:37 PM
4/11/07
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sometimes, the mean ones just need a little love.... :)”

“Can I get a #&%!$ing drink now?”

“Hey Bean! Fvck You!

gimme a shot and a beer.”

“Peace brothers, I'll get your drinks...we can all get alonge like one big happy family :D”

“Flipping Roam off...

I'll take a boilermaker too!”

“dont you mean one big HIPPIE family, you stupid dork munching crack baby!”

“(drops a roofie in WK's drink)

here ya go :)”

““dont you mean one big HIPPIE family, you stupid dork munching crack baby!”
cRaSh BaNg
4:58:38 PM
4/11/07
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It's all reletive.”

“Farting contest over by Crash Bang! BRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPT”

“good dam thing that winder's broke out!”

“"Flipping Roam off...

I'll take a boilermaker too!”
Wounded Knee
4:56:53 PM
4/11/07"


That's a riot. He's says that as if he can handle a boilermaker, (says Ruby, the boilermaker queen)



Set a girl up, CB?”

“*Pammie lights up another vanilla, walks around behind the oblivious crash who is yelling at several other someones and pours her own rum, comes back around to the front and sits herself down at the bar*

What this place really needs is some lime green jello. Gosh, ya'll need to mellow out some.”

“they call me mellow yellow....”

“quite right ly”

“Hoo-wee, this draft beer is skunky!!!

When was the last time you had the draft lines cleaned?

"Ya gotta clean the draft lines?"

Uh...........let an old draft man take care of this.
Hmmmm.......B-Brite or C-Brite??
No matter, these lines are full of crud.

"Maybe that's why so many draft drinkers have been pukin' on the Skee Ball machine."
last edited: 4/11/07 7:21:27 PM”

“If you keep using that 'crack baby' line, you'll need to send Tarpy a royalty check ---


You All Suck (I'll be back later).”

“buncha queens”

“crash honey, do you know what you need?”

“He needs a little love-in :)

Come on over, I just opened up accors the street! :D”

“A Go-rilla Love-in??”

“*Pammie walks back in the door and whispers in crashes ear*”

“*Pammie sways accross the street and leans in the door*
hello?
helloOOOOOOOOO?
Crash?
Are you here?”

“guess not. bummer.”

“Wow, people really do like to be abused. I'll have a shot and a beer ya filthy animal! Sorry about the cig burns on your bar!”

“you can come on over to my door.
Crash is still dreaming of his last TRIP”

“Hey Crash, there is some drunk who just went to the "can" apparently he got the janitor closet....he says when he flushes the john it feels like its ripping his gnip-gnops off....do we tell him he is sitting on the mop bucket?”

“Wow, brutal. What does a gurl have to do to get a drink in this joint?”

“Hey, I ordered a beer, not a friggin Bud!”

“Ha ha Ruby! Sorry I cannot pour the entire thing down my throat at once. I like to taste the whisky with the beer.”

“The bum thought you wanted and Weaselheiser Piss, huh Geo?
last edited: 4/12/07 11:19:40 AM”

“maggots”

“The other fake bar wasn't hostile enough (I don't know WHAT you'd call the place that opened up across the street).

What happened to SeeBee last night? Looks like he got walloped right between the eyes with a shovelful of innuendooooooo -------”

“hey New Gurl - try flashing the bartender - you might get his attention then if your ate real fuking lucky you might get a beer



poured down your front”

“now that'd be entertaining!

If New Gurl flashes the bartender, I'll give her a tip!
last edited: 4/13/07 3:42:08 PM”

“before or after you use it?”

“eyes open! Video rolling.

Can I get a beer pleeze”

“YOULL GET PISS!”

“Hey, Get me a beer you yellow livered monkey ass faced mother #&%!$ing dork!”

“*PAMELA KICKS DOWN THE DOOR, STOMPS IN THE FU*#ING JOINT, THOWS A CHAIR ACCROOS THE ROOM*

GIVE ME A TRIPLE SHOT OF RUM AND I WANT IT DOUBLE TIME;

NOW!!!”

“HERES MUD IN YER EYE, YOU DIRTY SELL-OUT!”

“FIGHT!”

“cool chick fight.

psss who is fighting and why?”

“Don't know.

Can I buy you a drink?”

“*TOSSES BACK HER SHOTS, AND THROWS HER GLASS AT THE MIRROR BEHIND THE BAR JUST MISSING CRASH AND SHATTERING THE HUGE MIRROR*

GIVE ME ANOTHER YOU DIRTY HIPPIE!”

“Pam, don't look now, but one of your boobs is hanging out”

“HAH, that's a lot you know! I've got no fu&#ing boobs to speak of!!!!!”

“ok one of your teeny tiny MOSQUITOE BITES is peeking out of its training bra”

“{walks behind bar and pulls a beer for hisself}

BURP!”

“oh, i'm so freaking amused crash. well enjoy your teeny weenie view it's all you're getting. and ain't they the freaking hugest nipples you've ever seen? i've been told that you know.”

“**chili sits back, listening intently, and plots**”