The Official Jull Metal Jacket Thread

“It deserved it's own thread. Who doesn't love it? Favorite lines?

"Hell I like you. You can come over and f#$% my sister!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeX5HSBFooI”

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“Well, like, duh! It's FMJ. LOL!”

“i am in a world of sht (also known as tt)”

“Please, please DO NOT get WK started! OMG


FMJ is just the Man's way of glorifying war.
FIGHT FMJ and Peace WINS!”

“One two three four...United States Marine Corps!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVtixuOSbTU”

“Silly hippy. LOL!

This is my rifle this is my gun! This is for fighting! This is for fun!”

“"You climb obstacles like old people #&%!$!"”

“This is my rifle.
This is my gun.
One is for fighting.
The other for fun!”

“Crap, Nigal beat me to it.”

“What is this in your footlocker, Private Pyle? A jelly doughnut? And why are you not allowed jelly doughnut, Private Pyle? Because you are a disgusting fat-body!”

“I like to ask my 5 year old, "What is your major malfunction!" I leave out the numnuts part.”

“Didn't mommy love you?”

“Dayhiker's the kind of guy who'd #$@% a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around!”

“The book "The Shorttimers" by Gustof Hasford, on which the movie is based, is really good.”

“No soul brotha, too beaucoup.

Now listen, what we got here is a fine specimen of Alabama black snake. It's big, but it ain't too beaucoup.”

“The Mail Call guy pissed off the wrong cowboy.”

“I once made the mistake of googling "Alabama black snake" while having the results shown on "images." Never again will I do that.”

“WHAT IN THE HELL IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION YOU SORRY SACKS OF SCHIT?!”

“This is my rifle this is my gun! This is for fighting! This is for fun!”
Nigal
5:04:56 PM
4/11/07

We actually had to do this every time a recruit referred to their rifle as a gun.”

“your @ss looks like 100lbs of chewed bubblegum Pile!

Who said that? Who the fukc said that? whos the g-dam communist twinkle toed fuk who just signed his own death warrant

Hell I like you, you can come over and fuk my sister

God has a hardon for marines. Cause Marines keep heaven full of fresh souls

This is my fav movie of all time (the first half anyway). I have sat and watched it over and over again. Personally I think every 18 year old should experience the process.

*edit

forgot this one...

I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.
last edited: 4/11/07 7:21:26 PM”

“wtf is a jull metal jacket?”

“dont ask dont tell”

“And of course the best line of the whole movie...

Joker: How can you shoot women and children?

Hilo gunner: Easy. Ya just don't lead 'em so much.”

“I can't recall the exact quote, but it's something about Mary Jane Rotin Crotches pretty pink panties.

The Joke quote about the Jungan duality of life quote is a good one as well. I'll have to look that one up now that I think about it.”

“Holy dog #&%!$. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.”

“DH, here ya go...


Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armour?
Joker: A peace symbol sir.
Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Joker: I don't remember sir.
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Kill" sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on you helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
Colonel: Well what is it supposed to mean?
Joker: I don't know, sir.
Colonel: You don't know very much do you?
Joker: No sir.
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant #&%!$ on you.
Joker: Yes sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question, or you'll be standing tall before The Man.
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man, the Jungian thing, sir.
Colonel: Who's side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir.
Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Well how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and c'mon in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Joker: Aye aye, sir”

“I'd forgotten the last line of that in particular. Thanks for posting.

FMJ, Pulp Fiction, Caddyshack, and whichever Wyatt Earp movie had Val Kilmer have got to be the best quotable movies of all time.”

“Pvt. Eightball: I guess they'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastards.”

“Here's the other one I couldn't remember:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only #&%!$ you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!”

“wtf is a jull metal jacket?”
crash bang
7:28:01 PM
4/11/07

FMJ is the ball projectile used for killing the enemy. The bullet is required by some treaty to be fully jacketed in metal to reduce damage to the human body. No hollow points allowed in war.”

“Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, DI:

"ToeJam"”

“ST - That looked like 7 words.”

“You don't scare me. Work on it.”

“Did your parents have any children that lived?”

“FMJ is the ball projectile used for killing the enemy. The bullet is required by some treaty to be fully jacketed in metal to reduce damage to the human body. No hollow points allowed in war.

are you kidding me? you mean we agreed to a treaty that provides that we kill people in in a manner that limits the damage done to the dead body?”

“God has a hard on for Marines because we kill everything we see.”

“I wonder if some folks completely missed a major theme of the film.

War is the most circumscribed of all human activity. There many many reasons why this is so.”