HenHike 2008 A.T. Women's Hike

“Attention Ladies: Consider joining us for HenHike 2008 on the Appalachian Trail!
Check out the site and we hope to hear from you!
http://www.henhike.com

HenHike.com
(Sorry about the typo in the heading!)
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“is this going to be on Lifetime?”

“Absolutely no thanks.”

“Sounds like just the ticket for you, CD.”

“so is it going to be sponsored by midol?”

“LOL @ Fumblefoot and CB. I would definately be the first one to get kicked off.”

“The Henhikers? As in chickens? I dunno. That will certainly invite some foul trail names.”

“They probably don't even know that you know your #&%!$.”

“That's right damn it.

Did I mention that I have just a wee bit of PMS today?????”

“No. but I'm damn glad you did. Just a wee bit, huh? I think I'll take tomorrow off from TT, lol.”

“I wonder what size flock will scratch their way along the AT.

Could this be a money-making venture?”

“Could be if they play their cards right. Lots of horny thru hikers. Hey CD, want to reconsider?”

“Thanks to all of the ladies who have written in, this is for fun group hike, limited in participants.

Everyone hikes their own hike, no commitments!

But hey - I hadn't thought about the opportunity for some interesting trail names!”

“Hey, good luck, Canita!”

“Thanks, we have had about 30 women contact us who are interested in going.....I figure at this point, good odds are six will put their boots on the trail! Thanks for your support, we are looking forward to a great hike.”

“humm possible trail names:

Little Cluck
Good Egg
Feathers
Down (err maybe not)
Flying High
Flapper
Hunt 'n Peck”

“Chicken Little
Falling Sky
Henway
Old Cluck
Who-wants-to-help-me-bake-the-bread (?)”

“there is no way you are ever going to be able to eat those chickens. perhaps if you were back on the Applician Trail----they would not be so bad. have you never heard, don't name your pets, and then try to chop there heads off.”

“Will ther be chikkens in the woods aroun ther or what never? I do not like chikkens and rootsers verry good but I do like baybe chikkens I gess. They are verry stinky and feel funny ( a good funny) when they are in yer mouf. They assadently get ded some times tho and you got to get the nother one to kerry aroun.

I theenk a good chikken trale name wuld be "Duk" bwt.”