irates take on the Delaware River trip

“meet up at camp ground (TBD)
Sat up early and put in Dingmans Ferry
Sat night sleep on the river
Sun. pullout Smithfield Beach

If you can not stay over Fri night and want to meet us Sat, then meeting place will be Dingsmans Ferry visitor center. time TBD
there is parking but you will have to pay an overnight fee. We will be shuttling cars.
so are you a pirate or and ninja?

total miles = 20 miles.
10 per day. that should take about 6 hours to do.

me i am a PIRATE!!!
last edited: 5/14/07 5:35:51 PM”

“haha thread should say pirate not irate. but that might work to!”

“Irate pirates!!!!


lol......”

“mapes, you've just been flagged. Pls report tot he drinking thread.”

“no no drinking. i was in a hurry and pc was not helping!

earthy get your water feet on and come with us. scorthfire and twinkletoes
the three mad hatters!”

“Well, you already know I'm in for this one. Just gotta tote my arse up to AmyG's hood and borrow her yak!”

“These days you ain't got much arse to tote, Missy.

I done seen pictures.”

“Pirates of the Delaware valley.”

“irates? lol! the drinking has started early?

let me talk to the yak captain...ours takes two to paddle!”

“then if he does not go then maybe share with scorch! you two whould be a hoot to watch!”

“LOL! It says "irates" I thought it would be a bunch of mad people paddling. OR, maybe it would be a Greek/Roman thang like pronounced like "eye-RAH-tayz"”

“LOL you should head East and join us :)”

“i'm with liz - i get an mental image of a bunch of pissed off people paddling.

Call Saturday Night Live - this'd be a great skit!”

“keep in mind this is my first yak trip.... twinks would prob lose her patience & strangle me after sharing a yak with me!”

“twinks you HAVE to come on this trip. it's my first yak trip!”

“I can't go cuz I am doing a butt kicker to get ready for climbing Mt. Rainier in July. Otherwise, I would love too! I haven't seen you guys in light years!

oh and....

to keep with the theme..


Arrrgggghhhhhhh! matey!
last edited: 5/15/07 10:29:20 PM”

“no no no
twinks tell them its


grrrrrrrrrrrr”

“ENS still has yet to tell me about his marriage”

“what?


your trip is in July we are going the first weekend in June. geez give us girls a bone will ya!”

“he's married

yea give us a bone!

haha you said BONE”

“"me i am a PIRATE!!!"

I'm sure that this has been told here before, but it's a good one.

A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender sez: damn, that steering wheel looks painful.

The pirate sez: Arrrrrgggg, you betcha! It's driving me nuts!”

“oh double groan!”

“garrrrrrrr!!!! I be married, ya yellow'd bellies!!!

if ya wanna know more, email me.

plan another trip there mapes and I will surely go. Let's coordinate the dates. The first weekend in June is just no good for me. I want to do some yak'g this summer though.
last edited: 5/16/07 11:32:27 AM”

“Hmmmm... Yakking and partying with Mapes or Getting my Arse kicked on the BFT w/ENS Arrrggg... Thats a tough one.”

“ohhh slow moving relaxing beer drinking pirate eye patch wearing bikini top wearing twinks maple scortch....trip?

umm tough one right? NOT!!!”

“; )”

“i have a cute new green 'kini that i'll be sportin! woot woot. i'm hoping to work on my tan while working on my drinkage.”

“mapes, can you post the water bags link again? on here this time so i don't lose it....”

“Huh?

Pictures please, Scorch!”

“just go to campmor and type in waterproof bags”

“How does one type inside a waterproof bag?”

“you will have to wear this!!



”

“Please take pictures!!”

“HA!!! if you show up with that #&%!$, i'll wear it the entire trip. promise.”

“yesssss!!!!! i wish i had the extra money!”

“holy crap, is that Hillary on that bodie?”

“holy crap, it is!”

“Geeze thanks now Ill have skeery dreamz!”

“if you look like this scorch from wearing this, you better sleep far FAR away from me.”

“i'm sleeping far from u anyway!!! u snore.”

“hey it will keep the bears away!!”

“no it won't... cap'n guido will be with us the entire time!”

“arrrgggggg”

“hehe i will be getting the capt this





and everyone else this

”

“i'm putting 1 tattoo right above my boob. perfect spot for a white trash irrate pirate!!! lol

i'll put another tattoo on the back of my shoulder.”

“update: cap'n guido will bring his yak for himself but his father lent him a canoe for his friends to use... so not only do his friends not have to rent, but we can bring BEER for this trip! LOL!!!!”

“Strap the beer cooler in to the canoe in case of roll-over.”

“i'll make one of them bastards go swim down to the bottom of the river and get it if it falls out lol!!!”

“Um.. I'll go. Can I have a cool eyepatch and Pirate tattoo too?”