BBQ Rules

“We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....”

“That outta get youse plenty of dates!


lol!”

“you forgot:

The MAN, following his natural urges, touches, moves, generally plays with his meat too much causing it to not be seared properly resulting in steamed meat rather than grilled meat.”

“Hey, keep your knockworst on that side of the picnic table!”

“OMGosh, someone understands the rules!”

“as long as she has a cold beer in her hands at all times, i do not see the problem with these rules!”

“is that really you mapes?”

“yup. i love to throw parties and I find MEN just get in the way. .

sit down
shut up
keep cold beer coming
works for me :)”

“Deore you say that like its a bad thing?”

“We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season.

youre behind, dude. ive already cooked out twice this year, and a third time coming up this sunday”

“when did BBQ'ing become just a summer thing. heck we BBQ all year round!



http://family.webshots.com/photo/1058390803042730288DVYbJV”

“"when did BBQ'ing become just a summer thing. heck we BBQ all year round!"

That's a me, too!”

“oh we should include the last beer rule too while we are at it.

NEVER EVER DRINK THE LAST BEER unless you ask if anyone wants it or split it. freakin men!”

“that sheep looks like it has a tongue piercing!”

“thats the least of his worries”

“think tree would wear this for me?


”

“Reminds me of a photo I saw of a guy frying bacon naked.”

“DDX, that sounds like dinner at my house! LOL.”