I luv lycra!

“An Ode to lycra
(uhh.. I mean lyra!)


Her adorableness permeates one’s fleecy heart from distant locations on the planet,
perhaps even further into the galaxy.
The way she walks is catlike, she glides as if on four feet, furry, but nicely trimmed nails.
Her hair shines like the sunny rays of the sun on a day filled with sunshine. Yes, alot of sun.
And She reaches my mind like the smoke that fills my truck.

Her adorableness saves the way Jesus Christ did,
when he was having a great day on the beach, catching fish,
teaching peeps about love, and his feet didn’t smell.

She’s like the honey on mah bread,
the painting on mah wall,
the lint in mah belly button,
the music in mah MP3 player,
and the mint in mah garden.
A figurine dancer spinning in circles and dizzy with delight.

This Kari this girl this lyra this hiker, she travels down trails timeless, she is every guy’s dream.

Her monkeys are fearless, protectors of all things good and right.
They stay by her side, on her sofa,
in her bed, in the kitchen,
on the washing machine, in her car,
on top of the cat, in her backpack,
on the patio in the backyard,
stuffed in the pretzel drawer, watching TV, hiding in the pages of the Sunday paper,
in the spaghetti bowl, on top of her kayak, in her plastic bags brought home
from the grocery store, on the back of her undies.
Floating in space and sent to the White House on an important mission.
They sometimes stay at her sister’s house…

Let me tell you about this chick lyra. She’s pretty cool and I don’t even know her!”

“Whaddya bunch 'a pansies?!?!?!

Can't comment on mah po'tree???
moohaahaahaahaahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!

Uuuurrrp!”

“OK- at this point it would be safe to say that everybody at thebackpacker SUCKS!!!!!!



and I'm just not the drunkest either!??”

“she went hiking this weekend. two weekends in a row.
last edited: 5/19/07 4:59:24 PM”

“haha bobo....sorry your alone. next time come to the station and party!! im having few beers...

ENS I thought you were hiking to? wifie poo got you by the short hairs already!”

“Bobo, that's the sickest thing ever.

Love it ---- Keep up the good work.”

“Bobo, I really hope you were drunk when you wrote that!! I'm betting so. LOL!! Too funny.

~ Lyra”

“Pretzel drawer?



She’s like the honey on mah bread,
the painting on mah wall,
the lint in mah belly button,
the music in mah MP3 player,
and the mint in mah garden.


Sorry, but all I can picture is the Scottish dude from Austin Powers singing that.”

“Awesome Bobo! Mah ass just got home!”

“Her monkeys are fearless, protectors of all things good and right.

...but when they're naughty, do they get spanked?”

“she doesn't have any monkees on her sofa... but they are on her iPod.”

“Dang, I didn't check in last night!

"she went hiking this weekend. two weekends in a row.
her hair was capellini and her feets like snow"
last edited: 5/20/07 7:26:37 AM”

“LOL @ kleetn pic!”

“What happened to Pope Bobo?
last edited: 5/20/07 10:11:45 AM”

“Bobo - Your TT comrades were only trying to do what was best for you, by allowing your poetry to drift gently to the bottom of the page and off into graceful oblivion. But in your ingratitude, you undermined our kindness.”

“I didn't know she'd changed her name already.... I thought it was Lycra Spandex!

(formerly of E.I. du Pont de Nemours et Cie, now a registered trademark of INVISTA)


For those who don't know, she can be found in athletic, aerobic, and exercise apparel,
wetsuits,
swimsuits/bathing suits,
competitive swimwear,
brassiere straps and bra side panels,
ski pants,
slacks,
hosiery,
leggings,
socks,
Skinny jeans,
belts,
underwear,
Compression garments such as:
surgical hose,
support hose,
cycling shorts,
wrestling singlets,
One piece rowing suits,
foundation garments,
motion capture suits,
and Shaped garments such as bra cups.



(is also sometimes referred to as 'Elastane' by her old school chums)”

“Older than I would've guessed.... 1959?  

                      Hmm --
”

“spandex happens to be my trail name.”

“That's awesome. EarthNsky why did you change your myspace to private? Scared of something?”

“Pope Bobo is very busy...

PRAYING for ALL YOUR DEMENTED SOULS!

(8~]”

“Don't you know the pope is supposed to be a Rabbit?

The first pope was.”