Guess who ENS married

“Winner gets that good feeling in his/her achilles tendon! And a free ride in the hot air balloon.


disclaimer:

hot air balloon is attached to a "my little pony castle" and drinks are not served by Jimmy Buffett.”

“Strat? Back Again?”

“I know 29 people have looked at this thread and still a whale's tale has yet to breach the surface of the water. C'mon, ya'lls.”

“Janet Reno.”

“OMG...it's Jenna Bush; isn't it?”

“Okay, enough joking around! ENS and I got married May 1. We've been trying to give you guys hints, exp. when we're drunk! haha. But for real. If not for TT, we never would've met. So Matt, thank you eleventy billion times for inventing TT.”

“Is this for real? Nah...hoax I'm guessing.”

“Congrats, lyra!

When is the baby due?”

“There is no way ENS got married. On weekends ENS is somewhere on the trail. He wouldn't do such a silly thing like getting married instead.
last edited: 5/20/07 10:25:38 PM”

“Less Marrage more hiking!”

“yea i'm thinking hoax.”

“BS”

“Lyra and ENS? What the hell happened to Tarp Rat? Where's the Rat? BRING BACK THE RAT!!!”

“Let's see... May 1st was a Tuesday... I can think of three scenarios right off the bat, as it were:

1)  It was May Day and you're both huge Communists!
2)  Some pagan ritual about fertility and the May Pole (with kudos to Freud).
3)  Hey, it was a Tuesday night and nothing else was going on... Nova and Frontline were both reruns, so WTF?”

“Those cooky kids!

I thought he married his Homestar Runner pillow... he backpacks with that pillow everywhere!


Mazel Tov!!!!!!”

“So does this mean my planned slumber party with Tarabull, Lyra, and Gem is off?”

“And they live in Dork, Pennsylvania.............happily ever after.”

“dang - looks like the rumor I tried to start over in out-of-context quotes thread is beginning to take off”

“Ain't no hoax...............folks”

“Congrats to both of you. And welcome to PA, Lyra.”

“I'll believe it when I see the wedding pics - until then its a hoax”

“They paid me a visit the evening of May 1 and I gotta say they were pretty goofy.

I guessed that something was up and sure enough..........”

“Haha...slumber party! :-) Thanks for the congrats, you guys.

Well we were hesitant to post it, b/c it's a sensitive thing to put on the internets, but apparently beer called "Blithering Idiot" that's like 12% alcohol will make you really really drunk. Weird, right?!

And now most of you babies don't even believe it! Ohhh well, can't say we didn't tell ya.
:-D”

“REALLY?! Well then Crongratulations!! When will you start having babies Lyra? ;)”

“Will we see the pair of you riding around PA on top of a buggy?”

“Oh god I have a hangover! ;) right back at you, Sass! haha.

Hopefully very soon, Y2. It's always been my dream to get shunned...I expect in order to do that, I'll first have to weasel my way into the Amish community. But it'll be worth it!”

“so if this is true, i would like to FINALLY meet lyra on a hike sometime soon (but i'm still thinking hoax!)”

“Crazy boneheads. Like ENS would get hitched without a proper send-off of epic proportions.

Please. That would be like, wrong.”

“Dumped by Lyra ... life is not worth living anymore!”

“Sorry, I wanted to break it to you gently, Geo! ;-)

Oh yeah well maybe YOU'RE a hoax, Scorchy!! haha. Actually I can see why you might not believe it...usually I think it's too good to be true, myself! But yeah we'll have to hike soon.”

“I done see'd it myself.

Ya shouldn't a done the old geezer that way, little missy.”

“Wither thy Tarpy/CX/Wildchild forsooth?”

“Nutz to you, Squirrel Boy!!”

“*sniff*
It seems like only yesterday I was funneling scotch down lil ENS's throat.
*sob*

He was like a son to me.
And now he's MARRIED?


To a monkeylover?
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“Ain't it awful, Uncle Kleety?”

“And here, I felt so sure that Tarpy was going into a monastery someday, Lyra would marry me, and ENS would live out his days in civil union with Pennsy.

Hmm.

Guess I was wrong.

;-)”

“Didn't these two get "married" once before? Or was that ENS & Scorch? Any master thread searchers out there?”

“that was a hoax. This is no hoax.”

“Pennsy and ENS got married once before?
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“So is this like reverse bigamy? Do Tarpy and ENS have reciprocal rights?”

“Well, congrats, shall we schedule a hike in celebration? I haven't seen many PA trips recently.”

“Haha, you were like soooo close Fritz!

Folks, what-say we leave the old boyfriend references out of the newlywed thread? Doye. :)”

“a PA trip would be awesome!!!”

“And Kleety, that pic is hilarious!! I wish I went on that trip, it looked funtabulous. And I woulda met the squirrel-lover himself!”

“I am just pissed of that I wasn't invited! WTF???”

“it was only us and Joanne.”

“Well hell! Congrats you guys!”

“I guess their children will be kids who hike around with monkeys on their backs.”

“When is the baby due Lyra? ;-)”