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“Excellent! The decorations are incredible, lol.”

“Mikes last name is Sharpe. everyone calls him pencil sharpener. so he came dressed as a pencil sharpener”

“I thought he was a drill. Rats.”

“im sure this is old news, but i just read that nova, the largest chain of esl schools in japan, is not able to pay its thousands of teachers. i applied there earlier this year. im glad they didnt hire me”

“No kidding. BFE, Korea, with a paycheck sounds much better.”

“there are TWO UNI schools in korea, and i believe they are separately owned. we're small, we're staying small, and if something goes down, we'll know about it right away.

its literally a mom and pop operation. the owners are a young couple (early 30's) with two kids. two secretaries. 12 teachers. somewhere in the neighborhood of 350 students. and for korea, thats big. i dont know of any chains over here. thats probably a good thing”

“Hey Crash!!!
Just thought I'd say hello!! So hello!!
Hope things are going well!
See ya later.
Randall”

“Crash, you so sexy in your costume!”

“surrounded by attractive women too, whoo-hhoo! :)”

“Dude, what's up with Liz? You said no hot chicks in chingchangchingchang.”

“Cool NP pics Crash. How high were you? Did you hike the whole way up or was it another tour?”

“great pics crash. i won't tell you what i thought the pencil sharpener was.”

“no, please do tell me”

“A drill? Sponge bob with a "protrusion"?”

“Nice to see pics and - hey - did ya ever think of using flash? Would have given better pics on the self portraits for your Halloween costume and on top of the mountain.

I know! You're just being shy and demure...
*rolling eyes* LOL!”

“hey crash. what is the weather there? wet, dry, snow?? seasons different them ours?”

“chilly. seasons are much more stable and predictable”

“have you found a hot body to keep you warm?”

“so crash, how is life on your side of the odd world?”

“Crash,
Low Gap in the snow or two lakes loop in the ice won't be the same without you here.”

“just had a bachelor party for one of the guys who is getting married in 3 weeks. going to see some ufc style fight this afternoon. got about a dozen or so reports to do before tomorrow afternoon. life is fine”

“life is fine? not quite up to life is good status?”

“ask me again in 6 months”

“I hope I get to see ya when you come home before you head out west. Let me know where and when and I'll organize a welcome home hike for ya!
last edited: 12/08/07 8:00:26 PM”

“hi crash!”

“Hey Crash- make sure you start collecting cool asian garb so we can look sharp going for sushi when you get back...”

“Hello Crash!!!!
Good to hear your doing all the fun things like writing reports and all!! Enjoy!!!!!!
LOL
See ya later.
Randall”

“i posted this on the esl thread, but it got buried, so i'll re-post here:

a few days ago one of the younger kids (tonya) was heard to say "i dont like Fecher". yesterday, i told her i heard what she said. i didnt make a big deal out of it, just ribbed her a little bit about it, cuz shes a really good kid and fun to teach. i think she must have felt a little guilty, because today she handed me a note. the note said that she likes me because i teach her and i make her smart. big awwwwwwwwww moment

anyways, thats just one of the reasons why i have changed my mind about what i want to do. if i am going to do this as a profession, i absolutely DO want to teach elementary, and am not going to just focus on pre-college level students.”

“stomper: june

hi helinka!

rocksee: what kind of cool asian garb?”

“i absolutely DO want to teach elementary
they are not jaded yet. They want to learn.
last edited: 12/11/07 7:47:41 AM”

“they are not jaded yet. They want to learn

3 and 4 oclock are mostly 8, 9, 10 year olds. theyre annoying because its so much work keeping them focused

at 7 and 8 oclock i have 13,14,15 year olds, theyre too cool, they cant be bothered

11,12 year olds are the best (generally 5 and 6 oclock). theyve settled down, but theyre not above it all yet
last edited: 12/11/07 8:14:11 AM”

“yeah, such a small window of opportunity to try and teach them something.”

“boot to the head and a bottle of cod liver oil... that'll get their attention.”

“yea, that might be useful for some of them”

“Hey Bud!!
You still don't get to choose yer students!!!
LOL
You have much to learn grasshopper.
See ya later.
Randall”

“yea i do!

i can choose to go into the elementary school field, or i can choose to go into toefl-prep

nyah!

i can also choose to throw you out of the plane over canada

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

“our 5 person team won 200 dollars playing in the bi-weekly trivia tournament at the local expatriate bar last night. the question rounds ended in a tie, so the final decision was made by a two-beer chugoff. our guy won

today,i was roped into playing santa for the kids at school for the school christmas party. yippee
last edited: 12/20/07 6:02:22 PM”

“Pic?”

“Yea Pic please - you would make a great Santa CB!”

“just got back from the christmas party a few minutes ago. i really didnt get to do much as santa. for the first 45 minutes of each class, i pretty much sat around and did nothing, and then for 10 minutes at the end, i handed out presents to kids as they were rushed by. pics soon.”

“hmmmmmmm, are you putting on weight crash? Or was it your constant search for hoes hoes and more hoes that got you selected”

“I need a bigger one please”

“I just did it with crash's thing”

“thats what she said”

“well crash i think you did a very nice thing.”

“Santa grows his mustache on his nose??”

“Hey Buddy!!!
You look great!!!Ho Ho Ho!!!
Glad to see your keeping your holiday sprits!!
See ya later.
Randall”