Crash Bang's Official Korean Update Thre ad

“hey you suckers on the other side of the world. im typin at you from a "pc bang" (internet cafe) cuz the piece of sht outlet adaptor i bought at radio shack keeps falling out (thats what she said), and until i get something worked out, my fcking expensive 17 inch screen laptop is useless.

its monday morning here, so im in the future, because its only sunday eve there. the plane ride over was awesome. we flew thru alaskan airspace, i can now say ive been to alaska woohoo!

hardly anyone speaks anything but the most basic english, so im kinda isolated until i meet the rest of my co-workers. my boss took me out for lunch yesterday, traditional korean meal, it was delicious.

going to go check my mail now, i'll give a more detailed update by email sometime soon”

“Best wishes and lots of good fishes!”

“KEWL!!!

Glad you made it safely. Play nice with the other kids! Hope you love it!”

“missing ya already crash! can't you duct tape the adapter in?”

“Don't be the "Ugly American".




I just know I'm setting someone up here......”

“Crash, I drove to the aeroport in Montreal to pick up my daughter and her boyfriend Thursday evening.

I ended up sleeping on the couch because my ex crashed and took the second bed.

I drove them to Montreal yesterday and am looking forward to getting some quality sleep.

They spent the last three months travelling through China, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, India and Nepal. They have great stories and about 4 000 pics.

I hope you have as much fun.

Doug”

“ill get a different adaptor. ductape is last resort”

“Hi Crash!! You're in the future, that's sooo cool.”

“Right on, man! Enjoy and watch out for the other "white meat"! Meow!”

“In a few days, after a weeks worth of dog, crash will have an uncontrolable urge to lick himself.”

“Will he be able to reach?”

“Do you really want to know?”

“ive had an uncontrollable urge to lick myself long before i came to korea”

“Dude! I totally missed your call. Wish I knew you were layovering(is that a word) in SF, we would have totally hooked up. Hope all is well in Koreeeaaaa.”

“Hey Crash, you still there? How's it going?”

“wheeeeeeeeee im in the future!!!!!!!!!!”

“paige, i wish i wouldve thought of calling you sooner. where you in town that day?”

“so what am i doing tomorrow crash?”

“im a time traveler, not a teleporter”

“dang. then what good is this future thing?”

“Good morning Pam....Back to the future, beam me up Scotty!”

“Here's the deal. My daughter flew over Alaska too. When they came back she went by London which means she WILL ALWAYS BE IN THE FUTURE!!! One day ahead of all of us.”

“wheeeeeeeeee im in the future!!!!!!!!!!”
cRaSh BaNg
3:17:10 AM
6/06/07
ignore this user



what are tomorrows lotto numbers for NY state?”

“and who wins game one of the nba finals this evening?”

“that just made me think of something...whaterya gonna do during football season?...can you get the colts there?...maybe if they loose you can give them a call and tell em what they did wrong so that could actually win...woh, i just blew my own mind”

““and who wins game one of the nba finals this evening?”

You don't need a soothsayer for that one....”

“It's not my time yet.”

“"what are tomorrows lotto numbers for NY state?”

4 8 15 16 23 42”

“LMAO... Crash... (booming voice) "From the future"

So, when do you get your own NBC TV show???

OOOPs, make that RMAO!”

“first time teaching today. really nervous. been going over lesson plans this morning. gotta be at work in about 45 minutes”

“Good Luck Crash!”

“hey crash, how'd the first day go?”

“Get 'cher own moose yet? (LOL)”

“im in korea not canada, you rube.



first day was really really really really rough.”

“hang in there, they'll only get better from here

...and various other cliché words of encouragement.
last edited: 6/07/07 8:35:35 AM”

“or is moose supposed to be some kind of ethnic slur? if it is, i dont see the connection

try "kim-chi breath"”

“Keep going Crash...you will learn the term. LOL”

“CB, you're a true adventeror, I'd say.

so im in the future, because it's only sunday eve there

so that means the internets is a time machine . . . . with Tubes.

Best of luck to you. . . . and remember to keep the duck sauce off that new 17 inch time portal . . . .

And the rest of you -- think about how CB's thinking of us - he bought a laptop *just* so 'e could communicate with us tt'ers. WOW.”

“once in a while i will be flipping the cable channels and see

"Korean News"

and all I can think is that someday I will click on it and see crash being bad...HAHA.
so crash I pretty much think of you everynight :)~”

“Crash!!!
You really going on a hiking trip over there this month????
See ya later.
Randall”

“I was perusing the summer reading list that my 1st grader brought home. It made me think of Crash Bang.

Achoo! Bang! Crash! The Noisy Alphabet ~Ross MacDonald”

“pc is finally running now that i got a decent voltage converter. pics on the way”

“So it's like.... Tuesday in 2009 there now??”

“So, where are the pics, slacker? ;-)”

“I have that pic of you in the kilt to inspire me! Maybe you need one of me?”

“rocksee, yes!

pics uploading to email at this very moment”

“files just finished uploading

but aol thought i was spamming and suspended me again. whats the most you can send via aol and not get nailed?”

“how's that jetlag-from-hell coming along?”

“almost non-existent. i didnt sleep very much on the plane and bus-ride over, and it was almost midnite when i got to my apt, so i was sound asleep a little after 1 am. since then, ive been on a cycle of going to bed very early (like around 10), and getting up early (like 6 am), but that probably wont last long, being a second shift worker”

“Cool.  Must be that 'heading west' instead of east thing(?)

Don't know about the AOL, sorry -- I'm sure they have it buried in an FAQ somewhere.

Say hi to Hawkeye and Trapper John.  And watch out for the nutjob up north. You know the one: high heels, bad haircut, plutonium fixation, ....”