Crash Bang's Official Korean Update Thre ad

“i got to the park late, and it was muggy as all hell when i got there in the middle of the afternoon, so i spent a lot of time in the cool of the motel a/c, then took some temple pictures. i'll go back for an honest to goosh hike, maybe next weekend”

“the next set of pics is from yesterday. i met my friend jin in busan, and he introduced me to some of his friends”

“international gangster of love?

You hittin that?”

“hay crash-do you have the same email addy?”

“I really dig the sculpture gardens and memorials. Those are very cool.”

“hel-yes”

“jesus cripes. i swear my boss is such a nit-picker. we had a little time to kill at the end of class, but not enough time to go on to the next lesson, so we played hangman for a few minutes. so she gripes at me about it, says i shouldve gone on to the next lesson, since theyre private students paying extra. and this was the second time she griped at me today. she cant tell me i made a mistake without making me feel bad about it.

just like a woman (im sure tango is going to call me names over that comment)”

“she prolly wants you... you look so much like bruce willis!”

“shes married”

“Maybe she's thinking threesom?”

“you both suck”

“LOL...AHEM...that would make it a threesome.”

“a threesome with sass and my boss, maybe, if my boss's personality didnt turn me off, so”

“another couple of months and you will go for it. that's life overseas.”

“i hope you can see me flipping you off. im doing it really, really hard”

“i just want to state for the record that korean milk tastes funny. at first, i thought that it was sour”

“P-H-I-L-L-I-P-E-N-E-S. See, I can two spelled. :D”

“Never had cat milk, huh?”

“thats a little closer”

“i suppose im officially koreanized now. ive done the karaoke thing and im working on a soju hangover”

“You phukin lush!”

“a big thank you once again to xl. it took 4 damn weeks, but the package arrived. the jerky is delicious, and the chocolate kicks ass.”

“WOW...do I have to go out of the country to get XL to send me chocolate???”

“LOL...Crash needed a care package...4 weeks? NO SH-T? WOW...well it probably took it a day or so to leave Augusta, one week to make it to ATL where they put it on a plane to the Left Coast. Meaning it arrive in New York a week later and was rerouted to LA...yeah I can see this adding up to a month.”

“GELBIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!”

“SOJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“plus his taster had to eat one of the cookies and wait 48 hours to make sure he didn't die”

“BASH CRANG!!!!
HOW YOU GO?!!!!”

“Man, you missed good fun this weekend Crash! We missed you.”

“Hey Crash!! I'm trying to get caught up on what's been going on with ya. Hope all is well. TTYL”

“He married a 13 year old S. Korean girl and started up their own freeze dried food store in the mountains.”

“LMAO
God help Crash b/c I believe you!”

“And she virgin three times ovah....”

“Apparently he did. That or all those trips to the temples finally made him decide to convert.

Bash Crang has shaved his head and become a budist monk!

Dude, the robes just don't go with your crocks, bro.
last edited: 8/22/07 4:01:16 PM”

“I thought crocks went with everything.”

“mean...does that mean as a buddhist monk there is the possibility he will Burst into Flames in protest here?”

“Only if methane is flammable.”

“LMAO! @ XL

Hey where the hell is Crash anyway? has anyone heard from him in a couple days?”

“the humidity is really uncomfortable here, but the good thing is its good for my skin. cleared my problem areas right up

todays adventure: first haircut in a non-english speaking country. good thing all i want them to do is shave it all off”

“lol!

hope you are well dude. we miss you.

i would never have guessed that a change in humidity would have cleared up the problems you have my friend... haha!”

“i lied. im not at peace with the world. i REALLY miss all you guys. tt friends have spoiled me. the people ive met here cant hold a candle to how interesting, funny, and kind you all are. cant wait to see you all again”

“if ic uold get any fuki time off frmo work i would come over there and hike in thekorean wliderness with you you dawg.”

“i'd have to FIND the korean wilderness, first

did you know theyve repopulated one of the nearby national parks with sloth bears?”

“well if they kick you out of your apertnemt you can move in and feel at home!

man, your goodbye hike tour of the climbing walls really got me bit bad with te climbing bug. you hav e no idea. no idea.”

“did you just call me a sloth bear?”

“i think so haha”

“i wonder if bera abagging works agaisnt a sloth bear. i mean they climb good but by the tiem they get to your food bag it's morning and you can stone them or something.”

“Crash - Jimmy- too funny-”