Crash Bang's Official Korean Update Thre ad

“Well, here it is. Your official Korean update thread. It's created now so you HAVE to keep it updated.

Tell us where you're at, where you're going, what you're doing and post pictures. It will be just like you're married only to about 100 nosy TTers.

First update: What's the latest? When do you shove off?”

“First time you get lucky with a Korean chick....”

“First time one of your students offers it up for a better grade.”

“...or slapped by one”

“He told me he is leaving on the 31st, I think.”

“First bad word you learn in Korean”

“First marrage.”

“First night in a Korean jail.”

“first morning in a korean jail with the korean equivilent of a 'Bubba'”

“first asian chick named roxy”

“First time you get robbed!! LOL
Funny stuff!!”

“first time you eat DOG”

“I hear it tastes like chicken.”

“First time you hear "You numma TEN!"”

“See Beautiful North Korea!

http://www.newkoreatours.com/”

“first korean hike”

“whats a korea?”

“my visa arrived last thursday. i'll be leaving the country this coming thursday.

i'll be sending periodical updates by email, if anyone wants on the list, drop me a line

scottfchr@aol.com

annyong haseyo”

“Actually, everyone tells me and my daughter confirmed that Korea is 100% safe everywhere.”

“hey regis! hahhahahahaha”

“Gotchyer email, Crashy.

Good luck and chew-man-ey-o!!”

“The last time I was in Korea they had a midnight curfew. I rode with some MP's late one night and there were dudes in civilian clothes with automatic weapons at intersections along the main road.”

“For a long time Korea was a police state as was Taiwan.

Both places have taken a turn toward democracy in the last few decades.”

“It can be a fun place but do not marry a Korean lady unless you really, really love her. Why?

Because your house will be full of Oriental furniture and you will immediately be $10,000's in debt with it.

So again, do not marry a Korean lady unless you are OK with all of the above. That goes double if you are married over here already.”

“speaking from experience?”

“I know you'll want to join in, but try to stay clear of the riots. I hear it's not really that fun being hit with a water cannon.”

“I've been there. You can have a lot of fun and the southern part has some outdoor recreational oppurtunities. The recreation dwindles if you go north.

Also check out the rest of Asia for travel.
last edited: 5/29/07 4:00:34 PM”

“the southern part has some outdoor recreational oppurtunities. The recreation dwindles if you go north

thats awesome! im going to be in gwangju, which is in the far south. its straight west of busan”

“HOW YOU GO!”

“plane departs for san francisco in just a little over 4 hours

tomorrow afternoon, i depart for seoul THEN i have a four hour bus ride to gwangju

yea, travel ~underwhelm font~”

“Have fun, Scott!!!! Godspeed!”

“safe travels”

“Hope you get to sit next to a cute chick who smells nice the entire flight!”

“wooo hooo...have a GREAT trip!!!!!”

“you've probably left already but have fun and good luck to ya scott...this is a very amazing opportunity”

“You go, boy!”

“sniff sniff, I'm gonna miss the old cur”

“Crash Bang got Seoul
He got so much Seoul”

“" He's a Seoul man..."”

“I just got a phone call from Crash. He is in Minneapolis/St. Paul (Haha, I was just there yesterday!) He is on his way to San Francisco where he'll have a full day layover and then he makes the jump over the pond to Korea. He sounds really excited!”

“Cool.”

“Sass - he'll probably get to sit next to a cute chick who smells like totally nasty garlic. :-)”

“i can hear him now... "shall we shag now or shag later?"”

“dang. is it too late to get on the mailing list?”

“Ooops, forgot to tell him the women over there sometimes have a particular form of dragon breath called kimchi breath. Oh well, he will learn regardless.”

“Kimchi is the absolute WORST bad breath there is.”

“CB: Gotta find the A.T. of Korea too . . . .”

“oni, shoot me an email if you want on the list”

“i betcha all of Korea smells like kimchi and garlic and fish. my neighborhood smells like garlic and fish sometimes.”

“Good luck and keep your wits about you while you travel, Rememder There are some very bad people out there. You should know this if you've been reading the trail days reports HaHa Take care And have some fun”