Whats the best way to clean a girl???

“Mild soap
Warm water
Attention to detail”

“Sorry, couldn't help it.

It actually reminded me of a job I had a few years ago, LOL.
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“especially that detail part.”

“and as with all cleaning efforts... top downward”

“Um cover with chocolate...and the cleaning part will come to you.”

“Remember to repeat. Always repeat.”

“UM yeah..Lumber is right...and I find mixing whipped cream in there helps you completely finish the cleaning.

The wierd part is that when you finish they always seem a WHOLE lot more sweaty than when you started....”

“Let's not forget that a dinner is first, always.

The fare determines how far you will clean.....”

“Is it hot in here or is the coals??”

“Q is correctamundo...before you clean a nice dinner, maybe a movie, then roll out the visqueen and let her rip....”

“...you guys really think dinner is the key?...I know a girl and her aunt who.....well, they just appreciate SKILZ...dig?”

“YOU GOTTA BUY Power Tools for them? Dude..ain't that a bit steep???(LOL)


Yeah yeah...we know bout you ST...sits there licking his eyebrows...WELL I AM SORRY (LOL)”

“Mild soap
Warm water
Attention to detail mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

who needs a flipping dinner & movie; who the freak are these high maintenance gals? take me backpacking, i'll always need a cleaning after that!

my, it's getting a little warm in here.

*fans herself*”

“If we are talking about mild soap (Camp Suds, whipped cream, or whatever), shouldn't this be a gear thread?”

“i don't know. i do come with my own soap though. told you i was low maintenance.

btw, it's lavendar and thyme so i smells perty when i'm all done.”

“...have the right to ignore the fact that this thread is all about inuendo(Redneks kin spell)....after all it's a free (Yeah right!) wurld....

guess I'll shuffle off to sumwhere's else ta live out my pervers...uh fantasies.....”

“ya'll have fun with that now, ya hear?!!”

“I am reminded of that scene in Cool Hand Luke where all the prisoners are watching the blonde wash the car...”

“candy is dandy but liquor is quicker”

“turn her inside out and shake the F out of her.





errr...wrong punchline”

“I prefer mine to be dirty.”

“UM Sir James I always went by the motto

Candy is dandy but if you licker its quicker...(LOL)....

And Phil, so we took a gear thread and degenerated it further...big shocker.”

“Ogden Nash you illiterate cretin...

lol... jj”

“Illiterate? I will have you know my momma and daddy were married (LOL)

I thought it was Ben Franklin (LOL)”

“FNORD!”

“if you haven't figured the best way yet, i am willing to be the testee.”

“OOOH scientific testing process TT style

1. Develop a Hypothesis
2. Test the hypothesis
3. Gather information
4. Go to the store to get more fun stuff to test a new hypothesis
5. Keep testing, since you can NEVER get enough information.”

“MTNSTEVE,
What am I thinking. Ha!”

“Hail Eris!”

“And while we are at it....a nice hot tub, some fine beverages....tend to make cleaning (granted sans chocolate and whipped cream) fun too.”

“A water fall and some nice beverages will work fine as well.”

“Steve - Look what you have started. Naughty...naughty! Me thinks it is you needing something 'cleaned'.”

“What?????

Nothing wrong with naughty ;-)

Most of my best friends are, LOL.

Outdoor women are the best! Y'all know that a good time doesn't have to start with dinner and a movie.

Great hike, swimming in a high country lake and catching a sunset after a scramble up a peak is my kind of night out.

Attention to detail ;-)”

“Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.”

“my baby fell out of the window
you'd think that her head would be split
but good luck was with her that morning
she fell in a big pile of

shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always look keen!”

“Thank-You, Doctor Dementoooooooooo

(some lyrics)

(and a personal favorite)”

“Tilt, You got some subliminal sh1t going on there dude. LOL!

Great hike, swimming in a high country lake and catching a sunset after a scramble up a peak is my kind of night out.

mtnsteve: Sounds like my kind of date. Too bad my husband doesn't hike or backpack. (dreaming)”

“A wire brush and some oven cleaner will work wonders, or just put some lighter fluid on it and let it burn everything off.
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“;p
oops, can't say that..............no no....”

“Isn't that a kicker? The first time I heard it I nearly ran off the road, LMAO!
It's a real crowd-pleaser and simple to play, too. Anyone that knows three chords can do it.”

“I bet you've got it down packed.
(no pun intended)”

“practice, practice, practice!”

“bump”

“1) Take the top off of your girl.

2) Cover girl with a small white t-shirt.

3) spray girl liberally (not libbie, XL---calm down) with cold water from a spray bottle or hose.

4) provide girl with bucket of sudsy water and demonstrate the self-cleaning method.

5) when girl is finished washing, rinse her with the spray bottle or hose.

6) allow to drip dry

For efficiency, this is best accomplished with several girls at a time as long as you explain the group washing system.”

“turn them inside out and shake the F out of them.


hmm...wrong item”

“Rub her all over Bernankes beard and maybe he'll cut rates and decount.”

“'J'arrive en trois jours; ne te lave pas.'

Eh?”

“I prefer dirty girls, myself.”

“run a hot bath in the tub with quiet music playing and some nice candles burning.

Undress girl and help her climb into the tub

Soap liberally and scrub, not too hard but enough to enliven the senses.

Allow to soak for a few minutes to relax.

Help out and towell dry with a thick rough towel.

Lick dry........

Take a nap....

Repeat as necessary”