Bush Winning War on Terriers

“sit, ubu, sit! good dog”

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“still cant find the weapons of mutt destruction”

“One o' them critters gotta be smarter than the other.”

“The shorter came up with the 4 billion border dollar idea. Ding!!!”

“Those terriers better watch what they say ----”

“saw a bumper sticker the other day........
"My Scotty is smarter than your honor student"...........lol.”

“beam me up.”

“BOL!”

“LOL...I still miss the old Saturday Night Live with Chevy Chase where they would take a photo and do a different story.

The best was Jerry Ford leaning over to get some flowers from a little girl at some airport. The story was

"Today while leaving Air Force One, President Ford slipped and bumped heads into little Sally who was carrying some flowers. The President is fine and Sally was dragged down by the Secret Service, beaten into submission and taken for interrrogation."”

“i think we need to see this thread again”

“LOL....Marky Mark the libbie Attack Yorkie.”

“It's a Cairn Terrier, Benito.”

“Cairn Terrier

so, we could follow them up the trail to the top of mountains and such?”

“You bet, those little guys are tough as a stack of rocks, too.”

“NO REALLY???? GOOOOLLLLY MARKY MARK...(sorry you are the libbies PIT YORKIE)

Crash actually you build little piles of rock (Carins) and then you bet on which dog will get the rat out of the pile first.....”

“Don't you have some rats to ferret out of a housing project, XLax?”

“The rubber-glue
helps very few.
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“Everyone knows an ant can't move a rubber tree plant.”

“HEY -- don't be talkin' #&%!$ about ferrets, Lucille!”

“The poodle bites..............”

“LOL..Marky mark...I am guessing she didn't appreciate the time you spent trying to make the dust ruffle on the bed perk up?

Sorry um Ma...wait..sorry um...yeah whatever you are.”

“WHITE HOUSE INSISTS IRAN HAS A SECRET HOMOSEXUAL PROGRAM”

“Silly tiltypoo.”

“Amadimajad's executive office...

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“Per the headline, Bush apparently CAN manage to outfox a small canine.     Most of the time.

Tell the truth.      Did you really believe there was a sliver of a chance that George could outmaneuver Vladimir Putin in anything more substantive than badminton?

Really, now.... ”

“Despite repeated denials today by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that Iran has gays, the White House adamantly insisted that Iran was in fact running a clandestine homosexual program, in violation of the IAEA — the International Association of Ecumenical Archaics.

Ahmadinejad, appearing before hostile host and audience at Columbia University in New York City, appeared to concede the existence of the Holocaust, but created an uproar by going on record as the world’s first “Homosexual Denier.”

A high level White House source, believed to be the Vice President himself, asserted that unlike most gay programs, carried out in closets and public restroom stalls, the Iranians were pursuing their illicit activity in underground bunkers, hardened by thick Stonewalls, and festooned with brightly colored Persian rugs.

While the same Neo-Cons who instigated the Iraq war are pushing for aggressive military action against Iran, some GOP Senate moderates are seeking a diplomatic solution, including sending Larry Craig to Tehran to negotiate with hand signals and toe taps.

The New Yorker’s Sy Hersh, quoting one Pentagon source, has written that the Administration is overhyping the military threat, and spreading disinformation that Iran’s gays are intended to threaten its Islamic neighbors.

Instead, Hersh reports, the truth is that Iran is really trying to reconstitute its long-dormant off-Broadway program, and is currently holding auditions for the King and I.

http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=1102

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