Hairy-assed Ranger

“I know there's one out there. Anybody seen her?”

“Last one I had contact with was neatly trimmed.”

“Talkin' 'bout some trim!”

“ok, there can be a thread called "Hairy-assed Ranger" but there can't be a TTer with the login "4assmonkey"”

“boycott”

“... and this login, "4assmonkey", it's for your "friend", right?”

“Sorry Jimmy San. Your troll just suks.”

“he was hiking with me last weekend... so meangreen and nigal can tell you he is a real person. i literally trust the guy with my life (he probably saved it last weekend). sorry but he is not a troll.

in fact the "in defense of 4 ass monkey" thread was created by nigal, not me...”

“Shorry. The pinot grigio (sp?)...never mind”

“hehe!

no, no it's true. my trolls suck so i don't use them anymore. it's much more fun to chum using my real tt name.”

“Welp, even if he can't get at TT login, I will hike with him anytime. I really gotta see this guys butt.”

“He is lurking... Hopefully I will see him at the climbing gym tomorrow and we'll get a good laugh out of this.”

“Some like hairy asses.”

“I don't seem to remember looking for a hairy-asses ranger this summer. Did someone slip me a roofie?”

“FREE THE 4ASSMONKEY”

“STFU JIM!”