Hey Elise!

“That look works for me”

“My favorite Elise is the Lotus...

”

“think she knows who the naked cowboy is?”

“I'm sure you'll show her, Mapie.”

“Elise
Do we contact you or Matt for thebackpacker.com paraphenelia? Or is that stuff all tied up for now?
I need some bandannas.”

“hhhhhhh nakid cowboy.... sorry mapes but that first guy's pic...he looks like he has boobs.”

“man-boobs!

"Bob.
Bob had bltch tlts. Not just big but the way you think of God's as being big..."

LMAO!”

“hey, testicular cancer is not funny mg ;) LOL
Great movie”

“meangreen,
I still have those. Unfortunately they are stuffed away in a storage locker, so I can't get to the right away. Whenever I can reach them I will let everyone know.”

“Beauty --- I need a small handful of stickers for the Archives, future vehicles, et c.”

“gentlemen, take a napkin and dry the salive from your chin. The anouncment of having a webmistress, rather than a master, got you all unneccessarly hyped up.

Some of you should be carefull not to trip over their lolling tongues.”

“I am already accustomed to having something massive hanging between my legs so I think I can avoid tripping over my tongue. I am more worried about my .... tapping against my tongue”

“ugh...ouuuwh...oh no!...”

“She's the 'Mattress' young ladies. Show some, er ah , respect.”

“
Whip me
Beat me
Make me write bad checques



Yes, Mistress.... may I have another?

”

“I bail out. Way too much testosterone here.

Enjoy your sweet dreams about your new mistress gentlemen.”

“Elise,
Do you have an email address for site related issues?

Thanks.”

“elise, please fix my other profile info for me...i can't seem to change my location of residence. it's under the user name hel.
thanks, helen”

“ban helinka. and hel


thanks”

“ban crash bang, storm bringer, crash please”

“and mapleleaf. please ban mapleleaf. and dutchess of roadkill. just ban everyone from staten island”

“oh that was low crash reallll low......”

“hahahaha you'll never get rid of me stumpy”

“at least until she releases one inch wang from being locked in her basement”

“hahahaha stumpy...good one hel”

“ban all canadians, just to be safe, EH?”

“sigh when do we find out who one inch wang is”

“what, you havent taken his mask off yet? thats some self-control”

“A problem to look into Elise, when you get the chance after everyone stops beating up (or ass kissing) on you. When I change the timeframe to view to "All", I don't get "all", I only go back as far as the last timeframe I selected (3 days, 5 days, 7 days). So today I can only go back to 6/20...”

“Ban me too, I forgot my name.”

“i'm still all #&%!$ed up :(”

“chopperjoe appears to be a spammer”

“Is there a way that you can put a feature in to ignore threads similar to the "ignore this user" feature?”

“i believe elise has all of us on ignore. cant say that i blame her”

“That's why I didn't post on usa's "Hey Elise" thread!”