Hey Elise!

“Uh, how's it goin, and stuff?”

“Tell us about yourself.

suggestion for your name: Elise, the Webmistress”

“suggestion for your name: Elise, the Webmistress”
Corey B
11:41:12 PM
6/20/07

Second that.”

“ermmmm, ever have a hanker'n to spend time in a tent with a goat?”

“jeeez what a suck-up!  LMAO”

“Elise, the Webmistress, I like it!
Welcome aboard! Come out east and meet the MadAtlantic crew!”

“what tilt said.”

“Hola, woman!!! I hope you realize what you're getting yourself into, lol.

Welcome!
<3, Melissa (Scorchy)”

“I hope this is our new webmistress:

”

“dang.”

“I have a list of all the posters who should be banned. I will email it to you.”

“hyway makes a good, solid point with his above post.

If this is the case, I'm totally onboard.”

“come on, everyone post a pic of what you hope our new webmistress looks like (before this is all shown to be yet another TT hoax).”

“Oh my goodness, I wouldn't mind if this was her either.


last edited: 6/21/07 7:30:39 AM”

“You hope she has BIG FEETS, HyWay?”

“WOW...that makes her a lot better than...um...old what's his name was....(LOL)”

“Let the ass-kissing begin!!”

“hold on now. It could be this elise.

”

“Um marko...you gotta admit...if we have to do some major asskissing...a cute girl would be MUCH better....

OH MY...just had a thought..what if Elise is Matt...and Matt ..um Changed to Elise....”

“maple for shame, hes young enough to be your son!”

“young enough to do her daughter then break her heart.”

“WTF?
are you kidding me CB?
you butthead! go eat some yellow rice!”

“fine is this better?????




”

“aaacccckkkk!!!!!!!!! Where is that "Leaving TT" thread.”

“not my fault, crash bang said I was OLD”

“AHH! My EYES!

Don't do that to poor Elise. She just got here.

Dang mapleleaf. ick.”

“You mean, that's YOU, mapes??”

“Webmistress, No. More continuation needed like 'Mattress'.”

“LOL bowlder, it is stove stomper. the oldest male stripper”

“WHAT...he draws cartoons? COOL....

mapes your dream guy....would be more interested in hubby than you...”

“Welcome Elise. Stock up on Maalox right away.”

“Dear Elise,

Most newbies are run off by the second day here. I have worked tirelessly among my collegues to ensure everyone receives a warm welome. In fact, most people refer to me as the TrailTalk Ambassador. I will continue in my efforts to make this a wholesome, well organized crowd and encourage all of my fellow TrailTalkers to spread love and goodwill at all times.










By the way, I am sure Matt mentioned my monthly allotment of Scotch for my efforts.

Yours very truly,

chili”

“*groan* ^rolling eyes^

”

“Bring the jug Chili, stat!!”

“Eat a d!ck, Chili!”

“That is gross”

“Dear Elise,

Sanction roseymonster.

Regards,

chili”

“Hell, eat two!”

“That is even more gross”

“Dear Elise,

Ok, so cut off both his nuts.

Thanks,

chili”

“Chili, you qualify as the TT ASS-ador. So, pffffffffffffttttt....”

“"tirelessly among my collegues"

Chili..you consider some of these goones collegues??? ;-)”

“Absolutely.”

“chili has that WC Fields attitude. He wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have him as a member.

Now that I think if it, that might be a quote form one of the Marxx brothers. Oh well.”

“chili is a troll. please ban his account”

“Chili..>Dam^it....THE PURPLE ONES BEFORE..that Is BEFORE bed...not after you wake up...do the blue ones in the morning. (LOL)”

“I don't know about this, she looks like she is going to be pretty rigid.

”

“I think that's a Tranny. I mean her dress seems to be sticking out pretty far from her legs, no?”

“whats up with thye hair? she has that "just laid look"”