Hey Elise - 0ld (moved 11-2-07)

“We need to hijack one of Spirit Coyote's threads and start talking about Ed Sullivan.”

“Sure wish I could pee standing up in the woods.”

“But you can...

http://www.campmor.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?memberId=12500226&productId=13827
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“All I see is a little red x”

“bad link, try again”

“First of all that's just gross. Secondly, i am now a gram weenie and that just weighs too much. And and and and I don't have much coordination.

But thanks for the thought. :)
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“I didnt say it was a good option, merely an option. I wouldnt use it either.

edit, spelling
last edited: 10/26/07 7:24:32 PM”

“Sometimes being a guy is an advantage. But we get to have.... well, let's just say things even out in the long run. lol”

“First you take a sip of Port. It's good, but it's pretty sweet.  So then you take a small sip of VSOP Cognac to cut the sweetness.

But that's a little strong, so you take another sip of Port to mellow out the Cognac.... but that's a little too sweet, so you take another sip of Cognac....

Best when it's cold outside, but can be applied year-round.

Requires no refrigeration.

You can add chocolate truffles to the rotation also.  The Cognac and Truffle combo kicks some Serious ass!

S'mores work well also ---”

“Ok, good nite ya'll. I have to go to bed now cuz this cheap wine has given me a nasty headache.”

“never had cognac.

night CD”

“Nitey nite”

“Chek yez later!

Cognac... Good stuff.... Basically wine that's been distilled.  Put in casks, sometimes for decades, then blended.

Can get expensive, though (like anything).  I usually grab a pint or half-pint of Remy Martin VSOP before a camping trip and fill a small platypus or two.”

“Who's ed sullivan?”

“He wore a really big shoe.”

“hey elise, i cant log in.....oh wait nevermind”

“In the past few weeks I've tried to change my e-mail address in my profile 3 or 4 times without success. Whatupwitdat? I put in the new info, the gears spin for about thirty seconds, then the message comes up telling me that an e-mail has been sent to help me complete the change. I haven't gotten any e-mails yet.”

“dude, you are number 238 in line for "not receiving email" problem.”

“LOL”

“Not that I doubt you at all, but I would like a complete list of those in front of me.”

“We'll email it to you now.”

“Doh!”

“you'll need to email elise for the list”

“if the changes you want didn't go through, email me your desired change and i can do it for you.
apparently our emails are getting blocked by some email clients, and sent to the spam folders on others, even though we are not labeled as blacklisted anywhere. so we're still trying to get that figured out...”

“Are you really elise or are you Hyway in disguise? Tell me something that only elise would know.”

“um, well I dated Matt once and learned about this site. Then I told my boss about it and then he bought it.”

“dang it, I hate it when I forget which user name I am under”

“"In the past few weeks I've tried to change my e-mail address in my profile 3 or 4 times without success."


Perhaps you were just banned? ;)”

“I've been banned from better places. Or was it worse places? Ah, I forget.”

“As I always say --


-- It's all relative and contextual.
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“Did you guys change the way the page is rendered on the trailtalk main page? If so, change it back! Things aren't lining up like before.

...


That's what she said.”

“she said all that?”

“ok... so i am not getting emails from the site. i thought this was a personal problem and was accepting of this.

...then

i talked a friend into signing up for the web site... i am not kidding... not a troll, a real person. anyway, this guy signed up and he never got the email when he created the account.

he checked his spam filter. the guy is smart. i think the email was not sent.

today he called me and said, "i emailed the contact person on the web site about this..." and i have to wonder who the heck he emailed.

anyway, i would ask that someone look into this. i have been sending trip planning emails that nobody has been responding to for my grand canyon trip and now i am wondering if people are getting them.

terrible!”

“Nope, got nuthin. (assuming we're getting sent the emails)”

“hey elise! my fingers smell funny. what can i do about that?”

“wash your hands after you make #2
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“and number one! WTF is wrong with you people?!”

“my grand canyon trip i am organizing for 2008 is a big thing... and i am getting down to crunch time on the permit. i can email people from gmail (which i have done), but this is actually quite a pain in the rear, especially when i send out an important message and then don't know that people got it.”

“what are you talking about your crazy female?”

“jimmy san, your friend is number 263 in line for "not receiving email" problem. Please take your ticket, sit down and stfu. TT is a forum of elites, you 263 people must wait for one of us to die before you are allowed to post.”

“lmao!


Oh, woe is us!”

“Ahhh, it's about time for some of us (you know who you are) to die and make space for newbies.”

“someone send me the user id and password for one of your many trolls so i can give it to my friend.

forget it, actually. he wants to get on the site to join trips but he also wants to organize one to yosemite and the people he will invite won't be from the board either. so they will need to sign up as well.”

“Welcome to Trail Talk! Feel free to browse around, but you can't post anything because you are not good enough. LOL!”

“Elise,

Something I mentioned to Matt, more of incorrect logic than a bug - but the "# views" are based on # views for that thread in it's entirety, versus what it should be based on, which is the # views for the date range selected.

It would be tougher to program, but if you had a total count for each post (just one column each) that is being viewed by the user, you could just report on the first post displayed in any given date range.

VIEW_COUNT  MESSAGE
8             Let's go camping this weekend.
8             Good idea dude.
5             What happened with this trip?
2             The park is flooded.
1             Ah shucks, maybe next weekend.

Say the user setting is for 5 days, and the "Let's go" message is from 5 days ago, your # views would be 8 for that thread.”

“(ps - the VIEW_COUNT would be incremented for EVERY post viewed by that user in that date range by 1)”

“Why is this important?”

““Ahhh, it's about time for some of us (you know who you are) to die and make space for newbies.”
Ghoulbeet
12:17:38 PM
10/31/07

Geo first. ;-)”

“Why are you not a dick?”

“He's a George.”