Rules Of Precipitation

“If you wash your car, it will rain.”

“I figured you more of a "rules of perspiration" thread”

“rules of constipation?”

“"lactation"?”

“gyration”

“urination”

“palpitation”

“Mongo-ism”

“What's "Blazing Saddles" got to do with this?


Oh, wait, that was "Mungo."

My bad.”

“what's blazing saddles?”

“A truly classic Mel Brooks movie. You just have to see it.”

“Oh no............MONGO!!!!

”

“what's blazing saddles?”
spirit coyote
12:53:05 PM
6/27/07

is there a "are you kidding me quote" thread?”

“clouds,must have clouds.”

“Do I espy a shrubbery???”

“nobody move or the n[content deleted]r gets it!”

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“As the chairman of the Welcoming Committee, it is my privilege to extend a laurel, and hearty handshake to our new . . . n****r”

“Well since I am your host, whats your pleasure, what do you like to do?”

“Mongo just a pawn in the game of life”

“spirit coyote.....listen up....you need to do this pronto....drive down to your local service station, pull up to the sign that says "AIR"....I know you know what i'm talking about....and then take the hose and stick it in your ear.....press go and replace what's missing in your cranium which happens to be nothing but air.....you're like the least intelligent being i've ever seen post on a website....what a dope....btw....if you ever show up on my beach....i'll personally kick sand up your arse....now get lost.....”

“rules of lactation are fun. this is rule number one. when you are nursing and your milk lets down, use the other boob to squirt milk at other unsuspecting people in the room.”

“YAWN! Your sad little threats and insults do nothing to me, oh tiny man! :)

From now on, message from stratusloop being ignored.

Have a great day and have someone pull that stick out from your ass.”

“stratus...easy dude....AHEM, "Calm your sphincters"

So she didn't see it...this would explain a lot.
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“hahahaha, XL chastizing someone else for talking harsh to a TT babe. doesn't that take the cake. hello kettle, meet pot.”

“That Loopy guy sure knows how to treat a lady.”

“XL, thanks. LOL! I can take care of myself though :D. I AM a TT babe after all. The loop probably needs a hug or something. He's obviously having a bad day or is a very lonely fellow with no one to love him. can't blame people for not loving him though, with the kind of chip on his shoulder he obviously has. Perhaps his mom didn't give him enough attention as a kid and he feels the need to lash out anonymously to folks on a web forum. ;) If that's the case, maybe he should check himself in for some electroshock therapy and some pills at the local loony bin. Modern medicines can do wonders these days.”

“free spirit coyote 24 or whatever you call yourself.....i've never had a bad day in my life....honestly....except that time when a little turd cut me off when I was about to hit this really sweet barrel wave...but anywho.....how did you know all that stuff about me? You're absolutely correct....I need a hug chicky....c'mon give the loopman a hug.....I double dog dare you....”

“UM I was not chastizing...I was using a line from the movie.....(LOL).


ANd may I add....

"I didn't get a Hrumph out of that guy."


Of course the best line that was LEFT out of the movie was the 'Is it true what they say about how you people are "gifted"?

Then you hear her say, "its twoo its twoo"

the next line was supposed to be Clevon Little saying,"Maam that my elbow you are holding."”

“Loopdude, cool that you've never had a bad day. Count your blessings then because not many can say that. Of course I'd give you a hug :)
And if you were on my beach (if I had one) I'd offer a cold drink and a spot in the shade to sit as well. I was just surprised by your attack considering I have rarely seen you post and have never had words with you before. I apologize for being mean back to you.

Now go catch some waves.
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“*free hugs*”

“do they cost anything?”

“hyway, they are free :) I am told I give great bear hugs.
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“i know they are yours. I am asking if they cost anything. who's on first?”

“What is on first.”

“no, what's on second. Who's on first.”

“Who's on third?”

“DO they have Bacon”

“no, who's on first. What's on second and I don't know is on third.”

“There is way too much precipitation here. Trailer houses are floating down the creek!”

“hugs are free, everything else costs, LOL!”

“so we have determined what she is, now we are just haggling over the price?”

“Absolutely must see!

"I think he said the sheriff is near"



"Where the white women at?" - Blazing saddles”

“boy, that's an OLD one hyway”

“Shall we revisit the difference between theory and reality? Has to do with a $2millon dollar deal.”

“You still soaking in Texas XL?”

“soaking, I bet he's floating right about now.”