Who wants to go to hell?

“WTF is a whoremonger???? And sports fans are doomed too? LMAO!”

“Money Lovers?

Well, there goes all the silly Capitalists here.

Waves at Stovie”

“What if I just like money and porn?”

“looks ike i've got a fireside table waiting for me.”

“Jeeze. So apparently, the only people not going to heeeelllll are bible-beating, dickless, ball-less, broke, heroin-junkies without TVs. In which case, hell is the place to be!”

“oh please, I am going to hell in a hand basket (what ever that means)”

“The Darwinists may be in Hell but natural selection will take care of the folks like the guy with the sign.”

“The Darwinists may be in Hell but natural selection will take care of the folks like the guy with the sign.

actually, no. havent you noticed these people breed like theres no tomorrow?

Jeeze. So apparently, the only people not going to heeeelllll are bible-beating, dickless, ball-less, broke, heroin-junkies without TVs.

it is odd the druggies were left out. woohoo!”

“im not sure if this answers noncom's question, but......


last edited: 4/08/09 9:44:40 AM”

“Hell seems to be a place where both right and left will congregate, therefore:
trailtalk = hell”

““looks ike i've got a fireside table waiting for me.”
baume 66


I'll bring the marshmallows! We can make s'mores!”

“Screw the s'mores, I'm bringing a grate and some steaks.”

“well if I am going to hell, I plan on doing everyone of those things...who is with me??
(well not the child one. oh and the sports one...I have my standards)
last edited: 4/08/09 10:22:50 AM”

“Hell seems to be a place where both right and left will congregate, therefore:
trailtalk = hell”
Nimblefoot
11:32:14 AM
4/08/09

I was thinking the same thing just a few days ago! Can you imagine eternity surrounded by some of the idiots here?! It's enough to make one repent immediately.”

“Can you imagine eternity surrounded by some of the idiots here?! It's enough to make one repent immediately.”
Sassafras
1:52:56 PM
4/08/09

Hey, I resemble that remark.”

“No need to repent then. We're already here! Beer anyone? While we're at it, let's kick on ESPN, light up a doobie, hire a couple of strippers, have a wank, all while playing texas Hold'um, discussing Darwin and boiling some gumbo in our cauldron.”

“I was thinking the same thing just a few days ago! Can you imagine eternity surrounded by some of the idiots here?!

Sassafras
1:52:56 PM
4/08/09

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is ......”

“No need to repent then. We're already here! Beer anyone? While we're at it, let's kick on ESPN, light up a doobie, hire a couple of strippers, have a wank, all while playing texas Hold'um, discussing Darwin and boiling some gumbo in our cauldron.�
roseymonster
12:01:13 PM
4/08/09



please please can I be the whoremongers..please please....”

“Well, I have booked the flight today. So, I am on the way...”

“That is an uncomplete list. Where's the cairn-kickers? The unleashed dog owners? The switchback cutters? The rock rollers? The idiots who leave florescent flagging marking their adventures? The twits who destroy live trees to have a campfire?

A special place in hell is reserved for these miscreants. moooooHAHAHAHA!”

“LOL...sadly there was no one there to Rick Roll them.”

“That list sucs , 'ticians' ain't on der. What fun could it be without king George to laugh at.”

“who be the devil?”

“LOL@Tilt”

“"have a wank, all while playing texas Hold'um"

I thought that's what Texass Hold'um was.”

“"Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is ......"

Oh hey-ull no!!

They gonna allow Cross Backs?”

“8 out of 22. not bad. guess i'm on my way then.”

“I will post a trip report when I return.”

“trust me, i am a badder girl than you will ever be.”

“No I am badder. You are just buttered and battered.”

“well it's not like i'm going to prove i am badder. especially in a public forum. you'll just have to take my word for it.
;O)”

“:O)”

“Can I tag along with you two girls?”

“You're bad?”

“I am willing learn from you two.”

“Pointers?”

“Yes, they each have two.”

“the jackass on the other line (phone) can go to heLL”

“I gotcha by two, Dizzy.

(not much of a sports fan anymore....)”

“LOL..JEEZE DORK, don't you know how to deal with #&%!$s on the phone?

LOL

#1 keep an old candy wrapper next to your desk. When they get grumpy start churshing it next to the phone. When they complain explain you don't hear anything.

#2 YELLERS, I just tell them the earpiece locks up when the volume gets too high (LOL).

#3. Misrepeat everything they say.
Caller: "I am really piseed at the stupid bastard you sent here to inspect my house."
REPEAT:"I am sorry but why would you want to urinate on the insects in your house. have you thought about a pest control company instead?"

#4. Keep responding to every complaint with, 'Well of course you do."”

“That four part system works well on most all of your post here.”

“LMFAO XL,I just repeated everything someone said...hahaha made them hush up

:)”

“i didn't even bother listing sports fan”