Hey splinkjet!

“It's you who have to comment on my posts. That's why I said that crap to begin with. You;re my fan b itch, so blow me.”

“a fan who approves of child molestation:

“The only one who wins in this is the 12-year old boy.”
Corey B
1:22:40 PM
7/19/07
Criminal A$$holes thread”

“hey, did you guys know the new owners think this is a backpacking site?

wow - who told them THAT! didn't they read the thing before they bought it?”

“You;re my fan b itch, so blow me.”
Corey B
4:28:28 PM
7/20/07

splinky, is this the kind of abusive talk that is condoned on the new and improved trailtalk?”

“Sprinklejet, you are doing a good job. This place needed a good spring cleaning. Keep scrubbing!”

“crash are you kidding me? your being an ass! ya know

Posts of a strong sexual nature

your porn is my art/ get over it already!
last edited: 7/23/07 12:11:30 PM”

“Splinky, if you really want to clean this dung heap up, make bacpac your next victim.”

“lol ... in my opinion, cleaning just about anything is the furthest you can get from backpacking. Except maybe trying to drink some clean water, that's about it. The craziness is what makes this community so intriguing to me.”

“[eye roll]”

“Yeah, I am sure some PhD could make a freakin' name for themselves studying on-line "culture" at this site...”

“in my opinion, cleaning just about anything is the furthest you can get from backpacking.

You've never hiked with my buddy Mike. He's OCD and I have watched him wipe off his tent fly before packing up in the morning.”

“so who else is getting banned today?”

“I just got Ba.......”

“Is this where the reruns of 'Bowling for Dollars' are being shown?”

“no one apparently.
[in my best Uruk-Hai voice]"Ok, boys, looks like rape's back on the menu!"[/in my best Uruk-Hai voice]”

“You've never hiked with my buddy Mike. He's OCD and I have watched him wipe off his tent fly before packing up in the morning.”

Are you talking about Prowler? He's like that. Once in Georgia, his Platy bag broke and his down bag was soaked. It was cold at night and I offered him my fleece jacket to sleep in. His first words were "Is it clean?"”

“Are you talking about Prowler? He's like that. Once in Georgia, his Platy bag broke and his down bag was soaked. It was cold at night and I offered him my fleece jacket to sleep in. His first words were "Is it clean?"”

LMAO! I would think the wilderness would give someone like that an anyeurism.”

“The person who did all the banning isn't here today, so to answer your question. The only person I plan on banning is her ... once I figure out what username she was using.”

“Please do. She was the suckiest moderator in TT history.”

“your kinda cool splink.... ban the banner I like that
now go and say sorry to lumberzac please”

“< sheesh >

Even more of a circus than usual.

We *are* missing one thread I know of... Something to the effect, "George Bush: Worst President Ever"...

As you can imagine, that one is near and dear to some people's hearts, but not others ---   < G >”

“once I figure out what username she was using.”
splinkjet
2:14:08 PM
7/23/07

can we take a guess?
does it rhyme with witch perhaps?”

“Is lumberzac the only other person banned? Other than Buddha Bear?”

“I heard a rumor about Phaedrus ---”

“Elise is super cool too ... I can't wait until she's back ... no more pinch hitting mods.”

“I almost had to start a ban splinkjet thread...”

“Splinkjet, Phaedrus was banned and tried unsuccessfully to get back in today. If banned people are being reinstated, you need to get him back.”

“UM Matt...if you are out there...this is probably the GREATEST PRACTICAL JOKE IN HISTORY.

I BOW to your greatness”

“Phaedrus should be back in business now ... ban lifted.

Who else?”

“testing...”

“lumberzac shows as not being banned ... if that person is having trouble getting in still, let me know.”

“Wow. That was horrible. It was a lot like the time Bacpac kidnapped my and kept me in the trunk of his Desoto!”

““Wow. That was horrible. It was a lot like the time Bacpac kidnapped my and kept me in the trunk of his Desoto!”
Phaedrus

Now that's a fate worse than, what, ... being sober???”

“let's discuss what punishment is suitable for the novice moderator who got ban happy...”

“Hi Phaedrus ... welcome back, what did you do to piss off my minions?”

“Spank her ... spank her!!!

She's a witch!!

”

““Hi Phaedrus ... welcome back, what did you do to piss off my minions?”

Well, it seemed that they were ready to get busy with the cleaning up of TT. I was helping.

I'm helpful that way.”

“Phaedrus, who was banned still can't post. Is there a time frame for his reinstatement?”

“Heck, I know they were appreciating my helpfulness, because every thread I brought up and suggested might be offensive, they deleted. I just don't understand why I got banned.

Perhaps I was *blink* TOO helpful?”

“lol ... I bet all of you were those kids that told your parents it didn't hurt when they spanked you. Even if it did, you just wanted to pissed them off more. I got a shoe across the face once, ouch!

(Disclaimer:I'm not encouraging the beating of children and not trying to demean anyone that was actually abused at one point in their life. For those of us that pushed authority to the edge though, I have a feeling, most of you are here now.)”

“Hi Ped!

:)”

“Rumors of your demise were premature ---

Record the spanking and post it!”

“Yeah, I was doing the same thing but got away with it. I just think she liked me better than you.”

“Anyone know if BB is going to come back? He was super pissed off ... I hope a day of crazy mods doesn't run him off forever. The email he received pissed me off almost as much ...”

“Just like South Park - the guy is back for the next episode!”

“And as the TT world turns...”

“BB will likely be back, the email he got was very badly written too by the way. Whomever wrote should be demoted and sent back to grade school grammer class.”

“wow i am god like.

phad, BB and lumber all owe me BIG TIME!!!!!!”

“I came back specifically to pay someone back, mapleleaf, is that person you?”

“wait, pay back as in buy my a thank you gift?
or pay back like go ahead and beat wounded knee”