Who's going to have an adult alcholic be verage ton

“ME me me!!!

hmmm...that's suppossed to say TONIGHT!!
but ton is good..lol
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“Not me. It would not mix well with all the legal drugs I'm on.”

“mEEE!”

“This thread should be removed. It discusses the use of alcohol, and it's offensive to non-drinkers everywhere!”

“ahhh BB Shut the #&%!$ up!! Close your eyes if you don't like it!!

is that offensive? well #&%!$!!

LMAO!!!!”

“It sure as hell didn't offend Buddha Bear then.”

“Sorry SS...Maybe another time...”

“Screw 'em!”

“Does this mean NGB is going to dance while a little tipsey tonight?”

“RIGHT ON TILT!!!”

“Sorry, I don't drink.”

“HMMM...well lets see there Chili...give me some tequilla and some good music and you may see some of that!”

“so sorry bacpac...it can be quite a liberating experience..”

“come on 5:00..”

“Drinking downtown this evening!”

“Hey Bacpac, remember when you got wasted and got on trail talk and proceeded to talk to yourself all through the wee hours of the night? Classic meltdown.”

“Nurse FuglyBody must be a lush.

Cat fight? If you're referring to me, i'm a manly man, a little light in the loafers but i'm a man, darn it!
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“cat fight?”

“I didn't know bacpac had a TT meltdown.”

“Oh yeah. Big time.”

“Sunday f.u.c.k.e.r..I don't wanna fight you..you stupid, name calling, insult barfing, hate-filled psycho!!!

and I am no lush..but I do love a good margarita from time to time..
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“hmmm....is sunday loofa really cottonsocks?”

“Nurse there are some really good programs for angry women who are divorced and like to drink a little too much. They can help you. AA is a good organization. You can start there. Don't feel like a loser. You're awesome!”

“You are sooo full of advice aren't ya sunday. You know they say people who continually try to fix other people are really trying to fix themselves...So i guess that makes you an angry fat drunk...hmmm...”

“hey, what's going on here? where's the bar?”

“the bar is where ever you are girl!!”

“Nurse, I do have a problem with my crochet project. Do you crochet? This one stitch i'm trying to learn is a real hum dinger.

BTW, i'm not fat. I only weigh a mere 165 lbs on a 5' 9" frame.

Oh my goodness, there's goes the tea kettle again. More Chamomile tea coming up!”

“whatever...”

“Don Julio 1942
Mmmmmmmmmmm”

“Lots of Beer! Got wine and sake too. Party at my place tonight?”

“I feel a song coming on.

Give me two pina coladas.
ONe for each hand.
Set sail with Capt. Morgan
And never leave dry land.
Troubles I've forgot em
I buried em in the sand
Give me two pina coladas
She said goodbye to her two timin man.

P.S. Yall lay off NG.”

“just a half ton for me, thanks”

“All the other toasts I know, I can't even post here!

I am Entirely Too Sober.”

“LOL! My best man's Toast at my wedding was "Here's to Aaron and Kim, may all their ups and downs stay between the sheets".

Phuker, a couple years later his ups turned out to be between my sheets...”

“#&%!$! Bros before hos!


Here's to the women we love!
Here's to the women who love us!
But the women we love,
aren't the ones who love us,
so #&%!$ the #&%!$es - Let's drink to us!”