Crash Bang and Meangreen have taken over Trailtalk

“all others need not apply”

“OOOOHHH RAH!
That's right beaches! HOOSIERDADDY?!”

“What a great deal. When he's awake, I'm sleeping and vice-versa. You will all be owned! LOL!”

“What are the new rules of participation in the CB and MG world?”

“Well let you do what ever you please Stompy, just cuz we like ya. ;) (as long as you never disagree with anything we say)”

“you are free to follow our will”

“You guys are always right. You're never wrong.

You haven't gotten me lost yet! :)”

“at least not permanently”

“NEW RULE: All cool trips must now be on my days off so I can make them.

What f'n good is it to have 3 or 4 days off a week if no one else can hike with you. Solo hiking is cool once in a while, but eventually it gets to be like masturbation. It's usually more fun if there is someone to share the experience with.”

“soooooooooooooo masturbation is more fun with someone else?”

“LOL

Your funny.”

“way to go, aaron. just by association with you, now i'll never get to be Classy”

“I knew you were gonna read it that way Crash but couldn't figure out how to say it right. LOL! Oh well, what the he11!”

“I bet that just breaks your cold little black heart too don't it? LMAO!

In the words of Hank Jr. "If you don't like Crash Bang, you can kiss our azz!"”

“bash crang and greanmeen, putting the "ass" in "class" since 1970”

“Love it!”

“Dork squad!”

“Ace and Gary.”

“I will not refer to Scoopy as "Dear Leader".”

“WOHOO!!!! :)”

“"Dear leader" is not necessary.

"Absolute Controller" will be marginally acceptable however.

Any refrence to "two poops" will eb punished with instant and eternal banning.”

“so does that mean TT will never be on time?”

“So...wheres the party?”

“TH - Absolutely. It will always come flyin in at the last minute like a streak of white-hot lightning. LOL!


Somewhere between Indy, and Osan SC.”

“:P

Oh mean green, I cant go hiking the 29th after all...

I have to get my kittie's girl parts chopped up cause she's been driving us nuts with the constant Yowling! Damn, that cat wants to get laid in the worst way LOL”

“I have the all time best "cat in heat story".

We had this cat once that was SUPER horny every time she came in season. Well I have those springy door stoppers throughout my house. You know, the ones that screw into the wall down by the floor. Any way We would be laying there in bed at night and hear "Doing", "MeeeoooooooOOOWWWWWWW!" "Doing" "MeeeeooOOOOOooooowwww!"...
That damn cat had found a do it your self vibrator. No joke. The first time I heard it I got up and turned on the light to find her backed up to the door stopper! She flicked it with her back leg then quickly got down with her hind end up against the rubber tip. That was so wrong. It was hell trying to sleep with that going on too.”

“Thats why this place sucks”

“Thats why this place sucks”
davey crockett
1:56:59 PM


Because my cat made a spring powered dildo?”

“hehehehe....”

“You know DC, if it sucks so bad why do you log in? I love this place, and hope it doesn't change, but if you don't, go somewhere you are happy with and leave us alone. I would think any real backpacker would have this basic attitude, as that is kind of the whole approach to bp'ing. Go where you WANT, when you want, and being able to do it how you want to. It really boils down to freedom. Apparently you don't get that concept. Do you actually hike or is this just some place you stumbled onto while surfing porn in you parents basement computer room?”

“Can I call you Mean for short?”

“all hail the new rulers!!!”

“You may bacpac.

Some of my favert hikin pardners do.”

“pervert hikin farters”

“HEY, YA, THEM TOO SC!!!!!”

“LMAO at the cat story!”

“Kinkiest cat I ever saw...

true story though.”

“Yo Mean! Windigrrl and I were talking about how some peoples trail names either fit them to a T or are the exact opposite.

I know how mean you really are, but I'd like to know, how did you get your trailname?
last edited: 7/21/07 4:58:59 PM”

“I just made it up cuz I drove a green car at the time, and was not very polite on the road.

Everyone seemed to like it so it stayed.

I have since reformed my driving habits btw.”

“OK, subjects, I am now turning the reigns over to my most capable associate, His Highness Crash Bang. Everyone behave and don't allow the oppressors to control you. I shall return.

peace”

“give me chocolate”

“I thought you were the oppressors?”

“we are your liberators. now shut up and do as youre told. bring me chocolate”

“Ok......chocolate will make you chunky and slow on the trail, so maybe I'll be able to keep up with you!”

“speaking of chunks, i gotta go potty”

“EW!!!! TMITMITMI!”

“CB and MG have taken over.... a Thread!    LOL”

“hey! when i started this, the last 10 posts were all me and mg, so there, stinkyweaselteats!”