That new fart smell...

“Well, its time for TT to come back to normal, if that means I have to start a frivolous fart thread to get the ball rolling for you fools, then I will sacrifice myself to do just that! And to tie this into backpacking....think about dehydrated beans!



Some Fart Facts:

Fart Facts
Farts are created mostly by E. coli.

On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second.

A person produces about half a liter of farts a day.

Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men.

Termites are the largest producers of farts.

Farts are flammable.

The word "fart" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind").

Excess gas in the intestinal is medically termed "flatulence."
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“Dear TT.....

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“In a recent study, it has been found that people with the name Crash Bang are 10 times more likely to pass gas in cars than other people. The study also shows that people with the name Crash Bang pass gas in elevators and other confined spaces just as often.”

“Take a deep breath and count to ten.”

“This is what happens when you hold in your farts....
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“If you fools need something to do, here is a good time waster....

http://bistrosinistro.com/flash/nfb.html”

“And, if you like making music, here are the amazing fartiing nuns.

http://www.fartifacts.com/farting_nun_organ.htm


I think I'm going to hell lol”

“It would be cool to make spaghetti turd LOL”