I love Christians and Hindus and Tigers

“but mostly, I love Pope Bobo I.

The ordeal has left me with two points of knowledge:

1. My TT banishment evidently lasted as long as ENS & Lyra's celibacy pledge.

2. Trying to make Yam laugh has brought me nothing but trouble in life.”

“Welcome back!”

“Peace Love-Dove and Harvey Krishna all you Groovy Freaks!”

“Shaddap and pass the blunt...”

“is THAT what the kids are calling 'em these days ---”

“Yep right on time. Ya can't have a good martyr without that said martyr rising on the third day. All the ranting and self affliction and righteous grandstanding was for naught then? Shall I put my fingers in the holes in your hand and know that you are real? When is your ascension into heaven where we await your next return? Just tell us...

"How shall we phuck off oh Lord?"
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“Ahem, I believe the word you were looking for is "ascension", Nig. Or was it "insertion", or did you mean "assertion" all along? Actually, this resurrection is about as valid as the one to which you refer, imo.”

“Exactly what are you trying to assert Nimble?”

“Buddha is the Uncle Christ!”

“Well, it seems you are always inserting your opinion (imo) about assertions others seem to be making about certain resurrections when, in fact, they may never have experienced an erection in the first place...let alone a resurrection. Get it?”

“Well if they never experienced an erection in the first place how can it be a resurrection, meaning something has risen again?

Awe, now you have me now recalling and waxing fondly of my first boner.”

“ahhh, my first boner. My priest told me it was impressive.”

“That, sir, was my point.

and, always remember, wax on wax off.

Here's a sea story that actually happened.

Setting: Coast Guard Traing Center, Yorktown, Va. Somewhere between 1987 and 1992. I was standing with the CO, XO and the Chaplain, just prior to morning colors. Since the daily ceremony had not yet commenced, we were not at attention and it was okay to talk. The flag pole was lying horizontally on a few saw horses because it was being painted. A substitute pole was put up in its placeso the colors could be put up and retired on a daily basis, consistent with the highest military tradition. With a smile well hidden beneath the mock serious expression on my face, I asked the chaplain if the first time the flag pole was put up it could be said that it was "erected". He nodded in the affirmative. I then asked if the second time the pole went up (following the completion of the painting) it was resurrected? Unsuspecting fool, he agreed. I then asked if a resurrection was a spiritual experience? Foolishly believing, I suppose, that he had finally made some progress with my heathen ass, he nodded in the affirmative. I then suggested that an erection should qualify as a spiritual experience as well. While he turned various shades of color, the CO and XO were practically on the ground, rolling with laughter and by this time right in the midst of morning colors. From that point forward I was excused from this particular activity and quite a few others as well.

I've always wanted to submit this tale to Readers Digest/Humor in Uniform.”

“excellent nimblefoot! You should send it for sure.”

“Its been a while since I read readers digest. They must have changed their format ;)”

“No, Hyway, they haven't...which is why it's never been submitted. I have many true stories like that, most off color, but they're not what the public would like. Actually they're completely what the public would like privately but not what the public would like publically. Go figure. No wonder TT is weird.”

“Yea! It is the funny Buddha. Where has he been?”

“.... and if he sees his shadow there will be twelve more weeks of basketball.



Good one, Nimble.”

“...waxing fondly of my first boner.”
Nigal
6:52:57 PM
7/24/07



....and fondly waxing every boner since then....”

“is that why they threw you out of the library?”

“Buddha has always been funny.

Some of you just don't think that some of it is funny and get angry about what is really funny and project your anger on Brother Buddha Bear saying that he is angry and that makes it all the more funny.”

“Kinda like Sarge? I thought he was funny and some people just didn't get him. Their anger made it more funny to me.”

“buddha, used to be funny when he was a regular poster. Now he just comes on to push an agenda.”

“Comedy ain't always pretty.”

“2. Trying to make Yam laugh has brought me nothing but trouble in life

Buddha, don't be blaming me for your actions the other day!! GEEZ! kids these days. :)
(You'll be happy to know that the consequences of what you did sure made me crack a smile, though)

PS hi Marko!”

“neither is buddha ;)”

“Buddha made HyWay cry..............bad Buddha!!

HiYam!!”

“hi yam :)”

“MAPLE! What have you been up to other than watching the crazy world of TT go through it's meltdown cycle???”

“nothing like a great melt down. work does not start till Aug 15th so i am gettting in as much of TT as I can.

and you? how are you?”

“I read you'd gotten a new job! Aug 15th, though, aren't you going crazy?

I'm fabo. And I see that you are planning a new kayak trip. I hope you have fun!”

“yes going INSANE!!!

but garden is going good, and getting lots of kayaking in!”

“yam!!!!! whasssssup?

did you know that I am preggers? I mean, Lyra is preggers.

Look out world!!!
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“Holy crap ENS!!
ConGratS! : )”

“Some of you just don't think that some of it is funny and get angry about what is really funny and project your anger on Brother Buddha Bear saying that he is angry and that makes it all the more funny.

Buddha Bear never fails to make me laugh. Sometimes it's "Haha! What a dumbass!", but I laugh none the less.”

“lol”

“Ah ah ah! Now I kno who is Jebus Gawd and wun a bet with Bruh Weeny!”