Ghost of Masten 2007

“Last year's "privy" was thoughtfully purchased by AmyG and dutifully installed by noneother than Monsier Gremlin. It was a cardboard job with internal black plastic bag and it unfortunately did not withstand the high winds during the night (go figure!). We called the ranger station asking them to place a port-a-pot back at the campsite (at our expense), but it would seem that they did not deliver on the weekends. Well, since everyone at the party was SOO FULL OF #$@! (except my darling twigeater, of course!), peeps were r-u-n-n-i-n-g to their vehicles on Sunday morning to head for the closest poopstation!

Glad to hear they got smart and put some form of outhouse at the camping area!”

“I don't recall leaving the are to #&%!$....?”

“Loss of memory seems to be a common symptom among attendees.

I hope aliens and probes were not involved...”

“Can I still act like an ass, even though I won't be drinking?”

“That never stopped you before.”

“Word.”

“Hey Preggo, it's decaff tea for you,To wash down the horse pill of a pre-natel! LOL!”

“Wow sounds like a party”

“Heyyyyy, why don't you Eat It!”

“"Pre-nate" another nickname for ens?”

“Heyyyyy, why don't you Eat It!”

Nah, too much FeSo4 for me. Very binding ya know! ;-)”

“Lyra dear, you can just be a pain in the ass if ya like.”

“Lyra dear, you can just be a pain in the ass if ya like.”

“My experience with pregnant women is that they are a constant pain in the ass.”

“oooooh you're gonna get it now, chili.”

“There may well be some butt-kickin' when the lovely lady makes the scene.”

“well heck, i may have to fly on over and witness the wrath of lyra firsthand!

Would it be reasonable to fly into Harrisburg for this shindig?”

“closer but more expensive to fly into Williamsport. However only US Airways Express serves that airport. So your options are limited commercially. They do accept charter or private planes however, to my understanding.”

“oh well, hell, i'll just get the Lear fired up and land on the highway by the trailhead.”

“It's like TT Celebrity Death Match.
My money's on Lyra.”

“Yo Roam, there's always BWI Airport.”

“harrisburg is on the way. I am not sure what the prices are like. Roam, lyra and I have a new house and it'll have a guest room by then.”

“How comes i dont see the Pennzynator signed up?”

“Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!”

“Hey BS sorry i missed you at DF 5. hope to see you in Masten.”

“Well Chili, according to Sacco, I should be gaining about 40 pounds by the time Masten gets here. Don't make me sit on your tent and crush it to smithereens. :-D

Yeah Roam, you should totally come! Fun times.”

“I will fry you some pickles while I am there.”

“Mmm that sounds good! How about a Snickers bar too, I've never tried one fried. And a pizza?”

“fried twinkies are better”

“up here in PA we don't eat no stinkin twinkies... we eat tastie cakes.”

“And Funnel Cakes (Which are already fried)”

“then bygod, get ready for the southern invasion”

“Can't wait.”

“bear you have mail”

“Fly into Philly (not literally of course) and I'll pick you up (again - not literally).”

“40 pounds if'n yer lucky woman!”

“Forty pounds?

That's a BIG Twinkie!”

“Real Sumo Wrestling this year?

we can build a Sumo ring!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=L2SI1q0wV50”

“hey CP!

do you still have my batt pack?”

“Fly to Reagan National and I'll pick U up. (My aren't we Mr. Popularity now?)”

“...or Newark.”

“JFK or LGA or newark (beat that one suckas!!)”

“oh and Albany

but I already met roam so I am not going that far to pick him up!

sorry dude :)~”

“Leroy Hayseed community Airport and Barbeque Shack. : P”

“Barbeque Shack. : P”
jackstraw
5:06:35 PM
8/17/07




wait is this the start of bidding for roam?

roam i have NY hookers (see i will win hands down)”

“What about some Baltimore skanks?”

“Thanks, mapes. I responded to you. then I read Stu's......”

“What about Triple H?
Hot Hiker Hunnies!!”

“Hey BS sorry i missed you at DF 5. hope to see you in Masten

Hey JS, me too, you missed I good time!!
Masten "The Duece" should be a lot of fun!”

“roam i have NY hookers (see i will win hands down)”

Hey Mapes, I was thinkin bout flyin into NY you uh think you could pick me up?”