My Straws Broke

“spoken like a true accountant ST!”

“So we have an accountant, an engineer...and what other occupations working on this problem?”

“I'm in purchasing..I might be able to tell you where to get a new one and how much it will cost ya...”

“Well I don't do anything but book hotel rooms, so I may be able to tell you where to use it if you were to aquire a new one and the airline didn't loose it while you were traveling.”

““So we have an accountant, an engineer...and what other occupations working on this problem?”

Is horndog an occupation?”

“yes and I'm the CEO and Chairman of the board.”

“Hmm..I do legal stuff so I might be able to get your azz out of jail if law comes down on you too hard.”

“This could be beneficial CD...especially since we have Hyway involved in this solution!”

“Please pick up your instructions at your local mail distribution center!!!”

“i have nothing to say here”

“crazygurl, is that "mail" distribution center, or "male" distribution center?”

“OH Pammie...don't be a pooper!

BOTH Sarge!”

“i'm sorry sweetheart. i'm hot, i'm uninspired and BrianSean is bugging me to get on the computer in the most whiney i am going to die way possible. i might get on later tonight when it's cooler, we have no air conditioning here. (san diego)”

“Holy shlt! You come with instructions?! Or is it just that Sarge needs some instruction?

Careful Sarge. It sounds like she wants to train you.”

“Some things need proper instruction MG!”

“Just put your lips over the hole, baby”

“Is it just me or has this become the TT version of a circle jerk?”

“Call me dumb...what is that?”

“male masterbation in a group where everyone lends a hand to the next guy”

“aaaah...soooo!”

“Soooo that would kinda make you the pivot girl. aka: catcher”

“ya, um, not so nice anymore huh?”

“Well...if you put it THAT way!!!

Sarge didn't reply to his instructions...so I sent you your own set! :-)”

“They are kinda complicated. I don't have a bendy straw you know...”

“I better if not bendy....is bendy a word? Kinda cool if it isn't...!”

“someone went to the Spirit Coyote Academy for Useless Threads, or the SCAUT”

“Dang...go out to help somebody get free room and board for a couple of nights (until he gets bail) and miss everything....Hey if Gurl is still taking applications...I will go last, don't want you rushing me.”

“That was so kind of you XL...since you were out doing such kid deeds I might consider letting you in on the deal! Please submitt your application to the proper authorities!

Thrifty...have the threads on here are useless but ya gotta have a really useless one every now and then!”

“I don't think bendy is a word, but be careful around here or you might end up with something inuendo. Just wait XL is gonna pull the hot fireman thing on ya...”

“Fire INVESTIGATOR...we like getting in there going in deep and finding out what really makes it happen...(LOL)”

“Hmmm...Investigator...that sounds promising. Ad that to our list of occupations.”

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“SS you are just jealous!

What happened to Sarge...he bailed?!?!?!?”

“Oh that has got to be me. Completely with out class, yet tasteless too.”

“Well it's been fun. I've had a blast. Thanks for humoring me today!

Have a good weekend!!!”

“David Allan Coe is the only thing that comes to mind right now.





















Cheap Thrills


I'll let someone else post the lyrics.”

“Just playing hard to get, cg.”

“Man, nobody's got the guts to touch this one today. LOL!”