Aliens - the 5th Wave

“It's time for you to collectively raise your heads and acknowledge the presence of Alien influence in humanities development.

YEARS prior to Roswell, Alien cultures began manipulating the Human Genome in order to harvest human workers for off world work in environments they are not themselves able to survive. Through use of Bovine Growth Hormone within the food chain they produce larger stronger more capable workers for their off world requirements.

Earth has become a factory, where death is used to cover the hidden agenda....humans are being harvested...We are currently in the 5TH WAVE of the harvests; War, Famine, missing and exploited children, all are covers for Alien abduction. Our technology (of which we are oh so proud,)has been enhanced through injection of specific Alien advancement carefully selected for it's suitability for use on Earth and beyond.

We as a species are seeing more and more of our children missing....285,000 (that's THOUSAND) children are reported missing each year, HARVESTED for transport to other worlds as laborers, and WORSE...

Humans it seems, are stronger, faster, and more violent than any other species in the universe....we come from a world of extreme Temperature and Gravity, our very oceans are so Hot they are FLUID, and Liquid FIRE flows in our veins....

Human WEAPONS used to labor and subjugate Alien Worlds as our Alien masters direct!

WAKE UP! RAISE YOUR HEADS! EXAMINE YOUR SURROUNDINGS!
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“Didn't The Weekly World News go out of business?”

“Somebody has clearly had ONE too many anal probes....”

“What is the proper number of anal probes, in your opinion XL?”

“I want some of the drugs he's on.”

“The TRUTH will OUT!”

“Isn't this supposed to be posted by Marvin Gardens?

Assume your OTHER identity.”

“uh, nope....sorry...wrong thread.....”

“Never eat the Soylent Green......”

“is it time for your medication, or mine?”

“I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick-ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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