Little Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

“(i pee in the shower) :/”

“I sometimes sneak in and pee while she is in the shower.”

“HEY...........no, better not........that would be, uh.......well.....can't think of a good reason not to...........”

“Actually she comes here sometimes and this thread title would definitely catch her attention.

How about this: I kill too much time here. I think she suspects.
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“...I got the drift...no kidding you do that too ped???

have you ever found a problem with her catching you? I have found that including the color red will distract her...How bout you?”

“She hasn't arrived in the country yet. No body tell her I don't speak Russian.”

“Yall are so grose!!!

I girls don't pee in the shower!!!”

“I don't tell her everything I do, but she still caught me once.”

“What the hell is an "I" girl?

I sing Patsy Cline songs in the car.........at least I don't wear mascara.”

“Oooops...I mean WE/I LOL”

“Wee-wee or oui-oui??”

“You guys are safer telling the "little things" instead of the "big things" that would get you in a whole lot more Trouble.”

“You mean like when they pee in the bath tub, Prosecutor?”

“i've known a few girls that pee in the shower. Why not? try it, crazygurl - be liberated!”

“I saw a movie once where this chick was in an empty tub and, uh, um, never mind...”

“NOW THIS is the quality of thread talk I really miss...!!!

Nothing like letting the hot water run down your back....”

“I never tell my wife how much time I spend thinking about how wonderful she is ....”

“LMAO! @ XL”

““Yall are so grose!!!

I girls don't pee in the shower!!!”
crazygurl

Really Dee? You don't? I do, I pee in the shower too! But then, for those of you who don't remember. http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/46821,-1.php”

“"Nothing like letting the hot water run down your back...."

OK, here's one.

When in the shower I like to let the water run down my back just right and let go with a fart.
If the water is running down my back and through my butt crack just right the fart makes a great burbling sound.”

“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahhhahha ha haha a aag agaga ahahha ha ha ha ahahh ga”

“was that a Popeye laugh, Pamela?”

“In English, Pammie!!”

“"Excuse me?"

"Yes?"

"May I use the restroom?"

"Of course"

"Aaaahhh... Thank you."


Now who can name the movie with that dinner scene?”

“that's me laughing so hard i'm choking”

“oh, the room for comments on that one are endless...”

“I never told my spouse what I really thought about her sister...


But I did tell her sister...”

“Dirty Rotten Scoundrals”

“I pee in the sink.

”

“the same place you brush your teeth and wash your face?!!”

“no, he washes his face and brushes his teeth in the toilet. right after the dog drinks out of it”

“But I only poop in the kitchen sink....the side with the disposal.”

“eeeeewwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeee! is this the conversation i stayed awake for?

time for a ciggarette
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“riveting, isnt it?”

“having sex, without her, lol”

“There are some things you shouldn't tell your friends either !”

“i don't tell my boss how much I call in sick to go hiking... like this afternoon...”

“time for a ciggarette
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Pamela
2:50:21 AM


How about sucking on something that won't give you cancer ??


(and yes that is a j/k)
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“tootsie pops?”

“with no spouse to tell....i have to substitue my family....like the peircing i got last year.....do the words prince albert mean anything”

““tootsie pops?”
Pamela
5:56:17 PM
9/08/07



Awesome :-))”

“prince albert? in a can? are you hanging that whole thing off of your piercing?

ouch.”

“actually for halloween last year we went to the local renfair, i dressed up as a prince, and wore a cod piece made from a prince albert tobacco can....a few people actually got it,”

“charms pops too they were my favorite. i remember when i was little and my parents used to send me to church all by myself, about a 3/4 mile walk along beautiful sunset cliffs. they sent with me a quarter for the plate. i always stopped at the corner store and bought a grape charms pop for a nickel. was i a bad girl?”

“lol......ever made change in the offering plate”

“no, that's a little tooooo bold for me. LOL!”

“have you ever found a problem with her catching you? I have found that including the color red will distract her...How bout you?”
XL400236
7:56:58 AM

Only problem is when I tell her, "I'm sorry honey I just didn't have time to fix the washing machine today... or something like that."

Red, I'll have to try that.”