Ban sass

“I'm sorry, sass made me do it. I'll eat a slice of pumpkin pie for you to make it all better.”

“
I prefere a boysenberry
More than any ordinary.... mutant berry.

”

“Lyra, don't cry, it's just because we're jealous.”

“Come on Lyra dear, give those hussies what for!”

“CHICK FIGHT!!!”

“When does the food fight resume?”

“Wouldn't you guys rather we just cut to the chase and kiss? Freaks.

(lobs a handfull of old, slime encrusted lime green jellow at MarkO)
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“Now we're talken.”

“Woo Hoo! ;-)”

“Alright, I'll kiss, but nobedy better touch my boob!”

“Just play an air hockey game with them. That'll teach 'em!”

“They are evil little monkeys, right up Lyra's alley.”
Sassafras
10:30:58 AM
9/27/07

Am I the only one who thought about that scene with the street gang in Bruce Almighty?”

“(hmmmmm, I got some old moldy meatballs here somewhere....where's my slingshot?)”

“(Aim for Hyway)”

“If you guys had dehydrated that stuff like backpackers are supposed to, it wouldn't make as much of a mess.”

“Frisbees stale raspberry pancakes from LAST SATURDAY at lumberzac, spirit coyote ans Stovestomper. Ducks behind MarkO and avoids coleslaw embellishment, just in time.

Poor MarkO, all jellowy and cabbagy. It's quite an odor he's got! I don't think anyone will lick him today, unless Lyra has some weird cravings or something.”

“Bear bait!”

“Roadkill ain't got nuttin' on the smell of rotten potatoes.”

“Lyra's too busy tying a string to her monkeys tail.”

“LOL! That would be a weird craving, alright!”

“Deep fried monkeys?”

“Hey MarkO! Check this out.

Flings moldy spaghetti at MarkO.”

“Aaaaaa-eeeeeee!!!!

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!”

“Marko --- Having tossed out a rotten potato just yesterday, I heartily concur.

(gawd that was nasty)

Now if we're going to start flinging roadkill, I recommend those flat frogs on the highway.  They're a great stand-off weapon.”

“My favorite pie is the wife's meatzza pie. Press out a pound of burger in a baking dish to make a crust, add sauce and pile on the pizza toppings. Bake at 400 for 20-30 minutes.”

“That sounds pretty friggin delicious !”

“wow no one posted pics...slackers!!!”

“is sass banned yet?”

“I've got two hands up in the air for her banning, not like it would happen or anything.

Just returning the favor.....”

“I was wondering what that smell was. Your votes are noted Q, put your arms down!”