Ban sass

“sorry sass it had to be done. you have been bad all day.

so pie for you girly”

“The pie comment was over the top.”

“sounds like seedling rivalry.....”

“un-called for if you as me.”

“She's So Freakin' Evil.

Where's my torch?   Where's my pitchfork?”

“kill the witch!!”

“No one denies me pie and gets away with it.”

“Pie for meeeeeee! Woot!”

“That's a really good insult, I'm going to have to start using that one.

SO PIE FOR ALL Y'ALL!”

“Pie?   Food fight?”

“Pie with REAL homemade homegrown pumpkin...all organic local ingreedients :)

It don't get any better then that!”

“Except for the month one ends up spending in SC basement after eating it.”

“throws ice cream at lumberzac

splat”

“Homemade organic ice cream?

Canned pumpkin is for pansies.”

“Cobbler, peach.
Made one two nights ago.
All gone. ;-)”

“I'm hoping for hm pumpkin pie soon. My sister makes me one every year for my birthday.”

“Fie on you, Sassafras!!”

“(corn muffin ricochets off SC's head)

(Maple ducks as a whole pie sails past like a Frisbee)”

“smacks marko with pple
plop”

“Marko sticks his head in just in time to intercept a Boston Cream.

< splat >”

“tilt is laughing so hard, he has twinkies coming out from him nose.”

“You people just better be glad it's not fruitcake season, my grandma's could cause major concussions.”

“Mapleleaf can't resist and licks the oozing boston cream off of MarkO's ear.”

“Mercy!

I mean, Merci'!”

“Careful with that hot soup!!”

“No fighting with Fruitcake!

(or Ellie Mae's Biscuits, for that matter)”

“How about biscuits with Obi wan cannoli's blackberry jam? YUM”

“THAT'S IT! (lobs mashed potatoes at Sass)”

“with garlic & lots of butter?”

“peas in lyras nose”

“Butter and garlic are delicious.

Hey, you all ever see the comic Mitch Fatel?! Oh my, it's woooon-derful. He's the bomb.”

“Throws a brat at sass...”

“Shoots peas into Maple's open mouth...”

“Eew, quit peeing in people's mouths lyra.”

“EEEEeeeeeew”

“(catchs brat and sets him down gently, sends off to his mom with a strict warning to never come back to trail talk)

We went from foodfight yumminess to throwing children and peeing in people's mouths?!”

“It's Trail Talk, this surprises you?”

“freaks all of you”

“OMG, its PERFECT. The Pie Is PERFECT! The Whole Wheat Pie crust, the filling.....EVERYTHING!!!

Im in pie heaven.”

“We learned it from YOU! We learned it from Yooooou!”

““When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if not…mmmmm, boy!”

-- Jack Handy”

“can i tickle SC till pie comes out of her nose????????”

“please do!”

“(brat sticks his head back in the door, says something unprintable, then jumps into the namecalling thread)



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“I've been retired for 15 years and am so busy I can only stop in during the morning and evening. You peeps got some good gigs.”

“(shoves wasabi peanuts up Maple's nose and watches her run around in circles like her head's on fire)”

“bSTrd!!!!


flings hot peppers at your eyes.
not so funny now is it little man?”

“Time to go fill the squirt gun with Frank's Red Hot.”

“(lookin' for my caldron of hot oil......)”

“marko ans zac, come over to my house and bob for apples...





(pushes heads in while they are bobbinbg)”