TrailTalk Fantasy TrailTalk League

“With my #1 pick, I select, from the state of Yooper - actual backpacker - nonconformist.

Team must consist of 2 actual backpackers, 1 silly libbie, 1 axis of idiot and 2 TT hotties.”

“1 point - dayhiking excursion
2 points - bag night
.1 point - post on feugo thread
10 points - individual bikini shot (shirtless guy shot for the ladies, or our friends in the gay and lesbian community)”

“Is this going to be HS gym class all over again where I end up getting picked last?”

“Q. I'm a female, and was wondering if I could draft Buddha Bear as a silly libbie and a TT hottie?

A. Yes, but you can only start him at one position per month.

Q. If I draft Stove Stomper as an axis of idiot, do all of his feugo posts count even if all he posts is "lol"?

A. No. All fuego posts must be two full sentences long. Each sentence must have the required structure to be considered a sentence.

Q. How many points for adventure racers?

A. 1 - it's considered a dayhike. However, if the race goes on for 2 days, you'd get 2 points!

Q. What if I draft a troll of a real TT'r?

A. If you draft the troll, and play that troll, and another team plays the reall TT'r, you will forfiet for that month.

Q. How long does the season go?

A. Until the anniversary of the founding of the Axis of Idiots, April 1st.”

“Humph... I feel left out...
I am certainly not a silly libbie, I have never been inducted into the axis of idiots and don't know if I even qualify
as far as TT hottie..... not a chance.

oh well....”

“rev - what about the actual backpacker category? Also, you can always enter the draft and create your own team!”

“I'll leave it up to those who have hiked with me, or maybe I should say "bailed me out" to decide upon the appropriateness of that category.”

“Now this is pretty amusing. But, like LZ (not really though since he will probably be a high scorer), I am gonna need a Vault drink to comfort me when I am picked last.”

“Should I shave my back before submitting my topless photo?”

“wouldn't it be better to shave it before taking the picture”

“So hyway likes the clean look?”

“Wouldn't it be better to not take the picture?”

“10 points, man. I hate it for you peeps, but you damn skippy I am submitting one.”

“should be minus one for dayhikes. this is a backpacking site.”

“September 27, 2007
Associated Press/ESPN


Agent Lee Steinberg, spokesman for Nonconformist, the first pick in the 2007 TT draft, announced today that his client will be holding out for the entire season unless his demands are met. Steinberg said that although his client, an actual backpacker does indeed backpack, he is also known for fraternizing with TT hotties which indirectly makes him a TT hottie to all the TT ladies. Steinberg also noted that because Nonconformist has views that occasionaly delve into the realms of both silly libbie and Axiz of Idiots, he should therefore be classified as a franchise player. A substantial signing bonus was also demanded, but Steinberg declined to release the amount.
Nonconformist, current subject of the TT Studly Man of the Month Calendar photo shoot, could not be reached for comment.”

“A "daft" would seem more suitable than a "draft".”

“somebody just put thier arse on the trading block!”

“

As opposed to putting the blocks on your arse....?”

“What if you don't want any idiots? Can I have two hotties?”

“how about tight ends, can we get some of those?”

“I think a draft is a great idea.

”

“Hello...........lunch!”

“I don't think we have enough hotties to go around.”

“hush your mouth. We have plenty of hotties for me.”

“Plenty for me too! We have more boy hotties than girl hotties so all TT females should get ten TT hotties, at least.”

“Cool with me. That means I get 5.2 weekends a year to share prime tent time with a TT hottie. You women are gonna be hiking a lot.”

“You assume that the hotties will be used solely for sex. I have laundry in mind. Mooohahaha!”

“hey, I will do a chick's laundry in exchange for sex.”

“You can have sex with one of my other TT hotties. You know you want to try it.”

“Will participating in dog fights exclude me from the competition?”

“a TT hottie has to have teetees”

“Axis of idiot signing in.”

“Oh I think there are some TT guys who could use a Bro around here. I'll pick one out for you Hyway.”

“I already have zack from traildays. Share the wealth with someone else. I think Chili or Dub could use one (or each other, perhaps)”

“10 points bayyyy-beeee


”

“ok, now I want my 10 points

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“10 more:



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“Hit me for 10 more:


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“Somebody get that guy a shirt!”

“crap, I only have blubber pics left ...

”

“Photoshop can give you abs of steel.”

“My two actual hikers will be Gizmeaux and myself (gojo). Mebbe it'll give me incentive to get out more.

Libby - HPM... hehe.
Hotties - Sarabelle and Lizs.”

“I am so ashamed.”

“I know I don't have much fantasy value - I've never scored on the trail.”

“Wholly chit.

Y'all need the "Flabbenator" for cripes sake.

bacpac, you can be my team's beer #&%!$.”