Are you a pack sniffer?

“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pack+sniffer

So what is the percentage of pack sniffers that we have around here - not counting Sarabelle? I would say about 50%.
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“"The term especially applies to poseurs on internet forums devoted to hiking and backpacking."

Man, if all the pack sniffers who haunt this site were to dry up and blow away FUEGO would be dead.”

“I ain't sniffin' nobodies pack.”

“Not even Captain Bobo's?”

“Especially da Capn's pack. You don't know where that thing have been.”

“I ain't no snack piffer eater.”

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I learned my lesson at Bear Heaven.... No Pack Sniffin' Fer Moi !

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“I haven't touched my pack since August . . . so maybe I'm becoming a pack sniffer.”

“Yeah, sorry about that dude! Poor Tilt. I had to hike behind him so he didn't have to smell the horrible funk coming off my day pack. I think I set it down in bear #&%!$ or something.”

“Hello, my name is Hyway, and I am a Pack Sniffer.”

“It wasn't that bad!  ”

“And I'm just hearing about this now?

The real pack sniffers can be found bringing up the FUEGO threads.”

“haven't you said that already once. Where is tilt to say that is low class behavior?”

“Who me?

I know I'm low class..........I've no megalomaniacal delusions of grandness.

(*belch*)”

“Absent-minded repetition is more like low memory behavior. "HEY --- It's Mister Short-Term Memory!"

   In the bad old days we'd say your record was skipping.

             Remember vinyl?”

“shoot, ya mean you can't be low class AND have megalomaniacal delusions of grandness? That's one more thing to scratch off my life list.”

“Not sniffing any packs since Violin revealed the content of his.”

“Don't sniff this one.

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/15128,-1.php”

“I can't think of any combination like that right offhand.... though some folks say Nixon was pretty crude on those tapes.

(and he *knew* they were being recorded....)

And anyone who wants that job has to have a serious dose of megalomania....”

“depends on whos packin' what.”

“I have been lately, literally. I left a piece of fruit in my pack after the Nordhouse dunes trip in august. I just found it this weekend. It took a long time to get my pack clean and not rotted fruit smelling.”

“interesting sticker seen at ALDHA Gathering -text was No Pack Sniffers and the graphic was a very large rat coming up behind a backpacker and sniffing at the pack”

“Yes Conk, that's the one I was talking about!

Glad to see you survived the melt-down.”

“NO! But my hubsand Gissmaeioux likes to smell stinky pakpaks. I gess I do to. But only some times. Like if no buddy is lookin. Or mebbe if some buddy is lookin, but they promiss not to tell enny buddy ensept some buddys.”

“NOO! Well... mebbe on a rare occasions. Like when the fetish strikes (usually only months that end with "y' or contain normal vowels).
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