Deep Question for You

“i'm going to HEAVEN and i want to take as many of my friends as possible, LOL!”

“Q can't call me superficial, he hasn't met me in person yet.”

“Chit, I've seen him worse.

Like when he was in the box going into the hole.

He still looks better than most of the people around here that are alive.

And just what point are trying to prove? He wasn't Super Bad?

I'm not Super Bad?

Hell, muthaphucker -- Call me pumpkinhead -- it still ain't no thang.”

“"Q can't call me superficial, he hasn't met me in person yet."

Yeah, your right, what was I thinking.

Your the best person in the world. I only could comment on the fact that you wanted as many people at your grave diggin` as you could, because the more the merrier.

”

“Please note that she is a redhead.....”

“Phencyclidine and shotguns don't mix!   LOL

Not Even if you're the GFOS ---”

“Ah, you're just envious.



Good God, Jump back -- wanna kiss ma self.”

“no ones digging me a grave, didn't you read where i said i'm being cremated? ashes to ashes!”

“"no ones digging me a grave, didn't you read where i said i'm being cremated? ashes to ashes!"

Oh, you got me there.

{insert eye roll here}”

“why do you always act like such an jerk here? are you like that in person? why is it that no one is allowed to have different feelings or opinions than you? what IS your problem?”

“He got dumped by Sarge. heehee.”

“Good one Nigal! LMAO! Yeeeee-Haaaaaaaw!

That's not very Jewish of you.”

“Quality. The same trait I look for in my friends while I am alive.”

“I'm Super Bad.
laqtis
10:05:27 PM
10/15/07


Finally got caught up on all of yesterday's festivities. Super Bad? No. Super Lame? Yes!

Oy.”

“T-N-T, oy oy oy”

“I'm Dyna-mite!”

“I gotta agree with Laqtis, cremated (closed coffin "viewing" ) and for the next 6 months or so I have friends who will go around pulling the practical jokes only I would have done....I want it to be the thing where there is an element of,"Is he really gone or still f*cking with us?"

(LOL) after all isn't that what real immortality is? I mean imgaine the guy who is your worst enemy walking out to find his car SHRINKWRAPPED 3 weeks after he KNOWS you died?”

“I was glib in my first answer, but seriously I think funerals are mostly for the benefit of the living. It might be give me some narcissistic glow to think lots of wonderful people will come, but what matters is whether or not it will provide comfort and support for the people most affected by my death. If having two a-holes and only two a-holes come is what will make it work for my wife, or kids - or whomever is really affected by my death, then that is fine with me.

There are some songs I'd like to have played - kind of as a way of saying goodbye, but really the funeral isn't for me, its for whomever cares that I'm gone.”

“Right, like I'm going to die!

But anyway, it is not for us to judge a person's worth/quality. That is left up to the Lord. Amen.”

“This coming from the undead.”

“Lard..............eh, men?”

“Yeah, so don't even try to ax-murder me!”

“cue Danny Elfman.......


I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go…
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go…
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

It’s only me....

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door…

(Don't run away it's only me)
Only me…
Only me…

All dressed up with nowhere to go…
Walkin' (with a dead man)

All dressed up with nowhere to go…
Walkin' (with a dead man)

Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
Walking with a dead man…Dead Man…Dead Man…

Got my best suit and my tie
Shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to my door
Says there's room for maybe just one more…

I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door…

Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me…
It’s only me…It’s only me…

I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door…

Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

Don't run away it's only me…
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

It’s only me…
It’s only me…
It’s only me…
It’s only me…
It’s only me…
It’s only me…
It’s only me…
It’s only me…
It's only me...



“Dead Man’s Party”
 Oingo Boingo



I was thinking of a casket with built-in MP3 and speakers for that one,    ;-)  

Great Halloween tune, too.....

”

“Gee ---- did that kill the thread?    LOL”

“Thread killer! LOL!”

“Personally I would like my corporal remains to be remanded to a body farm somewhere that I can just simply rot for the benefit of forensics. Unfortunately I believe there are only two such facilities in the US.”

“Yeah, I heard that interview with Jefferson Bass on NPR last week..... Beyond the Body Farm....

Pretty Creepy, Señor!

(all threads should die a natural death)”