Show me your big fat beefy burrito!

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ST. LOUIS, Missouri (AP) -- The people who brought you the Monster Thickburger and the 1,100-calorie salad are at it again -- this time for breakfast.

"We don't try to hide what these are," a Hardee's spokesman said of the 920-calorie breakfast burrito.

Hardee's on Monday rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito -- two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat.

Brad Haley, marketing chief for the St. Louis-based fast-food chain, said the burrito offers the sort of big breakfast item normally found in sit-down restaurants with an added advantage.

"It makes this big country breakfast portable," he said.
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/diet.fitness/10/15/big.breakfast.burrito.ap/index.html”

“OH MY GOD. Thats disgusting!”

“Great hiker-food. Really bad sitting-on-your-butt food.”

“I couldnt even eat a 3rd of that without getting sick!”

“I can't even look at the picture without feeling sick! Icky!!”

“thats like a heart attack in a burrito.”

“Mmmmmmmmmmm. Heaven in a tortilla. Roll me one.”

“dang that looks real good”

“dang Hardees did away with their Pork Chop Biscuit, oh well another heart attack biscuit will work

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“You used a knife and fork for that!?!?

Good gravy, man. Use a trench tool next time.”

“At first, I will be an organ donor- If I have any thing usefull then. Cremation was my next thought, however I thought donating my bod to Science may be a better way to serve overall.”

“Miller!?

blech!”

“not miller your cretin

miller GENUINE DRAFT

keeeee-rist!”

“Opps- maybe there is a mixed message I posted- Eating this stuff leads to early demise- what you make of it?”

“whats with the amish beard?”

“uh - yeah! LOL @js

I think it's abbreviated G-D.”

“"uh - yeah! LOL @js

I think it's abbreviated G-D."

C'Mon. You're just waiting for him to give you the OK to suck on his beard afterward, you jealous #&%!$.”

“That can't be an Amish beard---he's wearing a wristwatch.

Oh wait, that's an Amish burrito. My bad.”

“That was after five days in the Sierras and i tore through that damn thing like a French pig rooting for truffles. I had it in my eye brows. LOL!”

“That was after five days in the Sierras and i tore through that damn thing like a French pig rooting for truffles.

Isn't that a quote from Dan Rather?”

“Speaking of, I'm eating Amish Friendship bread right now. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! No Miller G-D though.”

“"Speaking of, I'm eating Amish Friendship bread right now. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! No Miller G-D though."

Oh, douche`, trollarge. That show was a funner!”

“i love hardees

simultaneously, i miss hardees”

“crash - post your address. I'll mail you a burger.”

“I was thinking exactly what chinmusic said - great hiker food. I could picture myself wolfing one of those suckers down right before hitting the trail!”

“It would sit in my belly like a lead weight, issuing burps of doom every other step. I'd have to lie down if I ate that thing.”

“There is a place in Wilmington called Flaming Amy's Burrito barn. There burritos are as fat as ostrich eggs and twice as long. Here is a pic of one of their house rules ...

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“There is a place off I-20 in Texas (outside of Terrell) that even the SALAD on the breakfast bar has an inch of grease on top,,,MMMMMM..granted 6 hours later the result is less than desired”

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the resemblance in uncanny”

“dang it, i just ate lunch but now you've got me hungry for chipotle”

“would you like some baby oil with that chipotle”

“That musta been one hell of a burrito! Damn, now I'm hungry...”

“I prefer the soft taco.”