Misc.

“Murphy was an optimist.”

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Season4:

Monster Chiller Horror Theatre:     Dr. Tongue’s 3D House of Stewardesses

John Candy………..Dr. Tongue
Eugene Levy………Bruno, the Doctor’s Classically Trained Hunchback Sidekick

Count Floyd’s 3D glasses keep fogging up.

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“
If the mass of a dollar bill (one gram) is the mass convered to energy in a hydrogen bomb,
just think of the Sun, where four million tons of matter are converted to energy every second.

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“That's why we should drilldrilldrill to install solar panels.”

“GE would love to get the contract to cover the Desert SW in solar panels (all made in China of course).”

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    PLAY CATCH — INVENT GAMES.  TO FLY, FLIP AWAY BACKHANDED.
    FLAT FLIP FLIES STRAIGHT.  TILTED FLIP CURVES – EXPERIMENT.

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A cord snagged on a frangible joint side rail nut plate.

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“But enough about your brain ...


ba-da-dumph”

“thorry, Tharge.”

“I wish salebored was here to translate.”

“How long before the whining and threats begin again, Jimbo?”

“maybe you're his brother?”

“Sometimes, I can look at one of these threads and feel like a lost ball in high weeds.

Does anyone have a clue as to WTF tilt is talking about?”

“I think someone hit the pinball machine too hard chili36.”

“If my memory is correct on terminology, it sounds like there was a problem in a space vehicle (a shuttle or station, something with propulsion) and a cause was identified.”

“Thanks, HPD, it seems a little more clear once put in context. With no point of reference, I was lost.”

“I like fried chicken.......”

“Thanks HPD...I thought he was trying to explain a "personal injury" from a wierd accident with a "toy"”

“dooooon't finger your prick!”

“It's a thread to flush out the #&%!$s and it works like a charm.”

“Tilt's life missions consists of flushing out the #&%!$s on a chatboard?

LOL

Now that's funny.”

“Imagine that, tilt just called me a #&%!$.”

“I think Tilt is doing his civic duty by finding sarge for us....only thing is..noone was looking for him”

“Despite all his flushing the piece of #&%!$ is still here..........better check the plumbing...............”

“Whether it's him or a clone the effect is the same.”

“You dudes better check your shoes.”

“Paddy lives almost entirely on herrings.”

“does it smell when paddy lets go of gas?”

“(Paddy was an Atlantic Grey Seal who lived at the aquarium at the Liverpool Museum from 1919 to 1936)”

“Hotcakes don't sell as well as they used to.”

“Thomas Pynchon's middle name was 'Ruggles'??”

“
Do not click here.

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“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XivhwO_zWWg&feature=player_embedded

Good Doggie!!!!!!”

“A pimple on the genitals should be examined thoroughly.”

“A diced egg really brings a salad together.”

“I knew some people years ago who referred to devilled eggs as 'Fart Bombs'.”

“If loving Fart Bombs is wrong, I don't want to be right.”

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You make our black-eyed peas and our grits, Mame,
Seem like the bill of fare at the Ritz, Mame,

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“Ev'rybody's talking about
Socialism, Fascism, fishyism, Obamaism,
Nazism, Marxism
This-ism, That-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m

All we are saying is pay your own bills,
All we are saying is pay your own bills

Yeah!
C'mon
Ev'rybody's talking about Administers,
Sinisters, Disasters,
And congressers, Unions, and Fishyops,
And elderly death cries, and Sad eyes, Bye, bye, bye byes

All we are saying is pay your own bills,
All we are saying is pay your own bills



Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody's talking about
Eugenasia, Single-payer, Abortion,
Flagellation, regulation, integration,
Certification, Medication,
Congratulations.


All we are saying is pay your own bills,
All we are saying is pay your own bills

Ev'rybody's talking about
Obama and Michelle, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Polosi,
Charlie Rangel, Baraba Boxer,
Joe Biden,
Ted Kennedy, Bill Ayers,
George Soros, Barrack,
Barrack, Hussein
Obama

All we are saying is pay your own bills,
All we are saying is pay your own bills
All we are saying is pay your own bills,
All we are saying is pay your own bills
All we are saying is pay your own bills,
All we are saying is pay your own bills”

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southern Camelopardalis, beeeyotch.

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“Is that near B.F.E?”

“
Bumf*** Egypt? ROF

the Perseids ain't 'the Perseids' no mo (by the usu. naming convetion) due to radiant drift.

now, the...... Southern Camelopardalisids?

(not bloody likely....
oh well.)

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“There are currently no allusions.”

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Kidnapped woman hidden in CA backyard for 18 years

"People who knew Garrido said he became increasingly fanatic about his religious beliefs in recent years, sometimes breaking out into song and claiming that God spoke to him through a box."


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“
"Whitacre chords" — These are often seventh or ninth chords, with or without suspended seconds and fourths.

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“suspended seconds are for pu$$ies...”

“You ought to check out that Ogden Nash set to music. Highschool chorales all over are snapping it up. Good Kleen Funn.”