@#*#(Y%(!!!*$&% %#@@

“That story has bull$hit written all over it.”

“i absolutely agree.i get #&%!$ing tired of #&%!$ing language nannies who think theyre superior because they dont cuss”

“I don't cuss...”

“what the hell? looks like the mods are opposed to free speech”

“Hey! Where's the original phucking post?”

“I hate those #&%!$ing up tight #&%!$s that done #&%!$ing swear. What's up their #&%!$ing ass?”

“pretty damn hypocritcal to remove a link to an article which only discusses cussing, when they let all other kinds of sht fly around here”

“whew. for a minute there i was concerned that maybe xl had been just a figment of my imagination for the past couple of years”

“"There Are Mother#&%!$in' Snakes On The Mother#&%!$in' Plane!!!!!!"”

“You should've seen the #&%!$ing email I sent to that dumb#&%!$ Dickless Cheney after he told that guy to #&%!$ off on the Senate Floor.

It was a #&%!$ing work of art.”

“LOL..then the Hershey Bars and Jerky would have been a really "good" dream?”

“HELL YES SNAKES DESERVE TO DIE, AND THEY DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL!!!



(don't let the caps fool you, it was me, not XL, who posted that.)”

“Mouth soap to you all and where's the fence????”

“Trying to fence some stolen jokes?”

“
snakes on a plane
with bacon
cut in half
with onion rings on the side and a large coke.

”

“Sounds like a "Can my butt look any bigger meal"....can I have one....?

Maybe a "Jelly Belly with a Paunch - Jumbo"”

“Tilt...can I have a nice salad with some Ginger Dressing on the side too?”

“I hope a bacon free option is available. The Jewish passengers should be able to get a kosher meal.”

“Lumber...did you KNOW that you can order special meals on certain airline flights?

Years ago my younger brother and his wife were in europe and scheduled to return from Frankfurt to London then on to NY.

Going out of Frankfurt he had the Kosher meal and his wife got the Vegetarian meal (she gets the most atrocious gas from eating steamed veggies)

Then leaving London he got the Muslim meal and she got the spicy something or nother....IT WAS a hoot for us.

My brother said the worst part was the REAL gas problems broke out an hour or so from NY (in a Thunderstorm) so they had to sit there and stew in it...(LOL)”

“Don't we have a thread with this subject line? ;-)”

“"...so they had to shiit there and stew in it...(LOL)"

That's better than farting on an elevator.”

“LOL...Mark it was a hoot...he said about every five or ten minutes she would grimace and shift in the seat....he would put the pillow over his face (either to cover the smell or to conceal the laughter) and in a few minutes the elderly couple ahead of them would start arguing about which one of them DID it.”

“Smells like somebody #&%!$ a Christmas Tree.”

“LOL@ Tilt....yep heard that one too....”

“thirdterm = tilt?”

“The possibilities are excellent”

“I was just trying to think of something scary ----  LOL

Halloween Handles are supposed to be scary, right?”

“For the record I dont have a halloween handle.... Lumbering ax is not me...”

“LOL...but you do have a "handle" for every other day of the year?”

“I know Lumbering Axe Murderer and dude, you ain't no Limbering Axe Murderer.”