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where'd those little question marks come from?
dizzybtch
10:52:49 AM
8/19/09

Lmao
chili36
12:08:14 PM
8/19/09

wow....2.5in thick!!!!!!”

divinity
8:46:42 PM
9/15/09
crash bang
9:13:50 AM
9/17/09

Tilt, we've had more than 24 inches since 1030pm Saturday here in Dallas, GA

you guys should see the album on my facebook”
OPIE
dizzybtch
3:29:57 PM
9/21/09

Darn it! Steelers didn't get it done today. Next week watch out!!!”
Tango
dizzybtch
3:30:33 PM
9/21/09

That one Fat data pipe!
Tllt
3:32:04 PM
9/21/09

You went wild, you joker.”
MarkO
dizzybtch
3:35:37 PM
9/21/09

24"...I'll stop right there.
Nimblefoot
3:58:10 PM
9/21/09

actually i'll take 8, three times.
dizzybtch
4:05:55 PM
9/21/09

Will you settle for 3 eight times.

Hey MarkO, have I got a deal for you...
Nimblefoot
4:33:36 PM
9/21/09

absolutely not!
dizzybtch
4:34:44 PM
9/21/09

BWAAAHAHAHAHA...
roseymonster
4:46:38 PM
9/21/09

you know i've always been a bad girl at heart.
dizzybtch
12:01:39 AM
9/22/09

she did
HighPlainsDrifter
10:37:55 AM
11/06/09

you just had to know it was going in there”

crash bang
12:08:15 PM
12/16/09
crash bang
9:10:22 AM
12/16/09

I'm not a mod!
Dunadan
1:37:36 PM
12/16/09

Dude, you're one inch high.
roseymonster
1:04:54 PM
3/04/10
Nonconformist
7:02:28 AM
3/05/10

from a female co-worker:
"I need it in both places" .....
spikehiker
12:34:26 PM
3/05/10

i had the privilage of seeing one of them, god he was huge!”
dizzybtch
6:39:48 AM
4/10/10
crash bang
5:07:07 AM
4/10/10

ROFL!
dizzybtch
5:24:38 AM
4/10/10

he makes me want it so damn bad.

dizzybtch
6:25:36 PM
4/10/10
crash bang
4:11:49 PM
4/10/10

fvck, i'm glad someone can laugh at my expense.
*sigh*
dizzybtch
4:36:42 PM
4/10/10

youre just so quotable

;-P
crash bang
4:38:19 PM
4/10/10

probably the slut in me. LOL!
dizzybtch
4:48:29 PM
4/10/10

“probably the slut in me. LOL!”
dizzybtch
6:48:29 PM
4/10/10
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This sounds more like something CB would say.
spirit coyote
7:52:51 PM
4/12/10

“If you can't feel it doesn't matter what you do with it!”
Tango
8:41:00 PM
6/06/10
crash bang
3:46:47 PM
6/07/10

LOL
sticks
4:17:36 PM
6/07/10

oh WOW! twice! HAHAHA!!”

Nurse Goodbody
3:04:59 PM
lilmountaingirl
2:06:30 PM
6/23/10

ahhh I am really feeling the love here...
Nurse Goodbody
2:07:35 PM
6/23/10

That a perfectly normal quote from her. I hear it alot.
chili36
2:28:30 PM
6/23/10

yeah except more excitement and less laugh...
Nurse Goodbody
2:35:31 PM
6/23/10

now you're just bragging. my wife got to yell quatro not too long ago.
dayhiker
2:37:28 PM
6/23/10

yeah look whos bragging...you go man!
Nurse Goodbody
2:38:20 PM
6/23/10

Yeah, well you're almost 20 years younger than me. I have to take vitamins and read books just to keep up these days.
chili36
2:40:50 PM
6/23/10

am not. I'm less than 10 years younger than you. 40 is coming up fast.


yeah, I was bragging.
dayhiker
2:48:57 PM
6/23/10

My wife was yelling Cinco!!! recently. Atleast thats what my neighbor said when I called from the trail to chat.
hyway
2:58:12 PM
6/23/10

Damn dayhiker. How they hell did that happen? I just missed about 8 years of your life somehow.
chili36
3:00:35 PM
6/23/10

I've pretty consistantly been about 8 years younger than you :)
dayhiker
3:17:34 PM
6/23/10

hyway, that was just you calling in on May 5 while she had a margarita party. Nothing to worry about I'm sure.
dayhiker
3:18:12 PM
6/23/10

Well, at least it was good news she could at least speak.

It would have been much worse if a man had said "sorry, you wife can't talk on the phone right now"......
chili36
3:19:56 PM
6/23/10

yay!, for Cinco de Mayo.
hyway
3:25:50 PM
6/23/10

“wow, we just had a 4.2 in our area this morning but didn't feel a thing
thriftyhiker
8:22:59 AM
12/30/10
lumberzac
5:24:17 AM
12/30/10

LOL, i knew it before i hit submit
thriftyhiker
5:25:29 AM
12/30/10

don't forget the ending...

.crash, did you feel anything?

my guess is crash needs a draw string for a sphincter to begin with. Factor in thrifty's 4.2 and it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. LOL!
Ass Hat Spotter
5:48:37 AM
12/30/10

Hmm.
Nonconformist
6:01:07 AM
12/30/10

HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP IT UP??? LET'S SEE!!!

HiGHPLAiNSDRiFTER
5:43:49 PM
4/07/11
crash bang
3:12:56 PM
4/07/11

What She Said
What She Said
by Billy Collins


When he told me he expected me to pay for dinner,
I was like give me a break.

I was not the exact equivalent of give me a break.
I was just similar to give me a break.

As I said, I was like give me a break.

I would love to tell you
how I was able to resemble give me a break
without actually being identical to give me a break,

but all I can say is that I sensed
a similarity between me and give me a break.

And that was close enough
at that point in the evening

even if it meant I would fall short
of standing up from the table and screaming
give me a break,

for God's sake will you please give me a break?!

No, for that moment
with the rain streaking the restaurant windows
and the waiter approaching,

I felt the most I could be was like

to a certain degree

give me a break.
"What She Said" by Billy Collins, from Horoscopes for the Dead. © Random House, 2011.
RoamAround
4:24:49 PM
4/07/11

thats^^ what she said
crash bang
7:27:26 PM
4/07/11

i see what you did there....
RoamAround
9:32:08 PM
4/07/11

dang it. I have gum stuck in my rug.”
hyway
10:02:42 PM
4/08/11
crash bang
8:07:21 PM
4/09/11

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