That's What She Said!

“where'd those little question marks come from?”

“Lmao”

“wow....2.5in thick!!!!!!�

divinity
8:46:42 PM
9/15/09”

“Tilt, we've had more than 24 inches since 1030pm Saturday here in Dallas, GA

you guys should see the album on my facebook�
OPIE”

“Darn it! Steelers didn't get it done today. Next week watch out!!!�
Tango”

“That one Fat data pipe!”

“You went wild, you joker.�
MarkO”

“24"...I'll stop right there.”

“actually i'll take 8, three times.”

“Will you settle for 3 eight times.

Hey MarkO, have I got a deal for you...”

“absolutely not!”

“BWAAAHAHAHAHA...”

“you know i've always been a bad girl at heart.”

“she did”

“you just had to know it was going in there�

crash bang
12:08:15 PM
12/16/09”

“I'm not a mod!”

“from a female co-worker:
"I need it in both places" .....”

“i had the privilage of seeing one of them, god he was huge!�
dizzybtch
6:39:48 AM
4/10/10”

“ROFL!”

“he makes me want it so damn bad.

dizzybtch
6:25:36 PM
4/10/10”

“fvck, i'm glad someone can laugh at my expense.
*sigh*”

“youre just so quotable

;-P”

“probably the slut in me. LOL!”

“�probably the slut in me. LOL!�
dizzybtch
6:48:29 PM
4/10/10
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This sounds more like something CB would say.”

“�If you can't feel it doesn't matter what you do with it!�
Tango
8:41:00 PM
6/06/10”

“LOL”

“oh WOW! twice! HAHAHA!!”

Nurse Goodbody
3:04:59 PM”

“ahhh I am really feeling the love here...”

“That a perfectly normal quote from her. I hear it alot.”

“yeah except more excitement and less laugh...”

“now you're just bragging. my wife got to yell quatro not too long ago.”

“yeah look whos bragging...you go man!”

“Yeah, well you're almost 20 years younger than me. I have to take vitamins and read books just to keep up these days.”

“am not. I'm less than 10 years younger than you. 40 is coming up fast.


yeah, I was bragging.”

“My wife was yelling Cinco!!! recently. Atleast thats what my neighbor said when I called from the trail to chat.”

“Damn dayhiker. How they hell did that happen? I just missed about 8 years of your life somehow.”

“I've pretty consistantly been about 8 years younger than you :)”

“hyway, that was just you calling in on May 5 while she had a margarita party. Nothing to worry about I'm sure.”

“Well, at least it was good news she could at least speak.

It would have been much worse if a man had said "sorry, you wife can't talk on the phone right now"......”

“yay!, for Cinco de Mayo.”

“LOL, i knew it before i hit submit”

“don't forget the ending...

.crash, did you feel anything?

my guess is crash needs a draw string for a sphincter to begin with. Factor in thrifty's 4.2 and it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. LOL!”

“Hmm.”

“HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP IT UP??? LET'S SEE!!!

HiGHPLAiNSDRiFTER
5:43:49 PM
4/07/11”

“What She Said
by Billy Collins


When he told me he expected me to pay for dinner,
I was like give me a break.

I was not the exact equivalent of give me a break.
I was just similar to give me a break.

As I said, I was like give me a break.

I would love to tell you
how I was able to resemble give me a break
without actually being identical to give me a break,

but all I can say is that I sensed
a similarity between me and give me a break.

And that was close enough
at that point in the evening

even if it meant I would fall short
of standing up from the table and screaming
give me a break,

for God's sake will you please give me a break?!

No, for that moment
with the rain streaking the restaurant windows
and the waiter approaching,

I felt the most I could be was like

to a certain degree

give me a break.
"What She Said" by Billy Collins, from Horoscopes for the Dead. � Random House, 2011.”

“thats^^ what she said”

“i see what you did there....”

“dang it. I have gum stuck in my rug.�
hyway
10:02:42 PM
4/08/11”