Stealing gear in National Parks

“Thats how I roll. Since the damn liberal hippys erased our right to protect ourselves, stealing has never been easier. Yeah,Yeah I know what your're thinking. But I can only afford denim and canvass tents. I need some of that ultralight stuff.

Last week some yuppy left his Benz unlocked at some trailhead, so I got in put the car in neutral and pushed it off the cliff. See you in the Park!”

“Thats mildly amusing. You remind me of Oscar from Sesame Street.
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“Magazine site dip#&%!$s don't know how to properly categorise a thread.

The handles sound appropriate, tho'....”

“<--- magazine site dip#&%!$ - and proud of it!”

“Is this troll the reincarnation of Gentle Ben?”

“Not if he named himself after a brand of cat litter.”

“Man, you guys are sensitive. Must be that time of the month.”

“Man, you guys are sensitive. Must be that time of the month

...and here all us Magazine site dip#&%!$s were told we would be eaten alive by the mean 'ol TT's.

Same sheet different software”

“It's a slow week and many of us just don't give a #&%!$ if you come or go.

I never understood the whole "board war" BS.”

“My forum is bigger than your forum.”

“I never understood the whole "board war" BS

Me neither, I'm a long time lurker here. I'm familiar with a lot of the posters and their shtick.

This is a good place also, I just never took the time to sign up. I already participate in too many forums as it is, lol.”

“Perhaps they'll join the boycott?”

“Perhaps they'll join the boycott?

what is this boycott that has been mentioned in several threads?”

“Ha!”

“N/M found the boycott thread”

“Dude I missed somethin. lol.”

“I shall go for now. Just saw two old ladies driving through the entrance gate....looks like one of them had a North Face Jacket.”

“Yes, But you have crossed over. One day everyone will cross over and assimilate!

Mouhahahahahahaha......”

“Backpacker.com peeps are so silly.”

“I've been to the "other side." I don't care for the format.”

“You Jonnypu$$y might want to get a bit thicker skin before you go after Tilt. The dude is pretty cool. I have checked out the "magazine site" and found it to be as boring as a tuesday night in Nerdville.”

“Screw you XL!
Tuesday night is open source/closed source debate night!
It's awesome.”

“It's like a clump broke off and drifted over.  More courage in numbers?”

“Yeah, I got your clump right here, #&%!$.”

“Yeah, that was the next question:  "Clumping or non-clumping?"”

“looks like the winter doldrums are setting in early this year!”

“Clumping is the name of the game.

Unless you're talking about curling, ofc.”

“I am thinking TROLL here.

HPM sorry didn't know. Um what night is D&D/Warcraft night? (LOL)”

“D&D is Friday night.
Warcraft is every night. (often works as a filler though)”

“When do y'all do rats?

I kno ever kind of rats.
tree rats ~ rok rats ~ ratcoons ~ parry rats ~ marmrats ~ regler rats ~ ratbits ~ chiprats ~ an nother ones. Prolly sefrel mor.”

“And woof rats!”

“Dat duh skeery kond?”

“BOL!
Skeery?

I can get even a woof rat ded in juts a bite!
I got a perty big mouf bwt.”

“I got a chikken ded with a bite by assadent be for.”

“And a duk.”

“Sarabelle - you rock!!”

“The trolls are neither original nor funny. Bummer.”

“Did someone say DUCK???”

“I left a carabiner attached to 50' of utility climbing rope at our last site in GNP. We passed the next group going to that campsite - Laura Bush and her entourage. I called GNP about it a few days later but they had nothing for me.

Rich Basturds stealing from the poor any which way they can.”

“By the time the secret service got done interrogating the rope and unraveling it to make sure there were no explosive charges twisted into the core, then turned it over to Homeland Security to make sure it was not a terroristic threat the only thing left was the biner. That of course was cut into thirty semi-regular pieces to ensure that any explosive detonation charges would be too small to do any serious damage there was not much left to return to you.

Breathe a sigh of relief you were not traceable to be billed for the investigation.
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“Does anyone on the other site backpack?

Last time I was over there some dude was freely dispensing advice about trail life....



....just before he admitted he hadn't actually been, but he had "read some books" about it.”

“Breathe a sigh of relief you were not traceable to be billed for the investigation.

The forward guard checked all our ID's before we encountered the main party. We also registered our trip.

Maybe they just accessed my bank account and I never saw it happen?”

“Does anyone on the other site backpack?

You can't even come up with a new insult? You have to roll out that old insult, lol.

No none of us backpack, thats why we hang out at a backpacking site ”

“I see wannabees every day. One more, even in the form of a troll, is just another bump in the road.”

“You temporary homeys should check out the trips threads here. You may not hang here all the time, but we got some great trips over here. Perhaps Steve will start a trips page on the new site.


If he ever gets it up and running.”

“wasnt there a trips page before? i know there used to be, cuz ive posted on it”

“I think the new owners found out it was used to organize drunken orgy's in the woods.


Drat!”

“seriously, did they discontinue the trips page? if they did, thats pretty lame”

“I was lurking around here a month or so ago, I was so tempted by the Trap Hills trip a bunch here went on.

I ended up going to southern Illinois w/my regular crew that weekend.

LandNav in the midwest forum is always posting trips over on our side. I'm going to try and hook up with them in the spring.
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