Grinch

“You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.



You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.



You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."



You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.”

“I hear the Broadway show is supposed to be excellent, but I cannot imagine this masterpiece without the wonderful voice of Boris Karloff. It just don't work for me.”

“I was watching the show last night.
loved it”

“mapleleaf - Don't you find it ironic that you're the one insulting the "trolls" for being mean? Do you realize the irony in that?”

“rev, it was funny because tree walked into the room and without even looking at the TV said, thats the grinch movie with Boris.

haha I can name that movie by the voice LOL”

“I especially steal Christmas from Sarge. He makes much noise and uses big words like "irony".”

“how about if you just make the lettle red boxes go away for ever ?”

“Until last night I never knew that Boris was the voice! I don't know how that escaped me!”

“Wate a minit mitster!
I done herd ever theeng I can by you awreddy! If you do not pollajise to ever buddy for what you ben sayin I will sikt my hubsand Gissmaeioux on yer stinky yeller butt!

I meen bidniss!

BOL - NO!
(grals)”

“I love the ignore function.

sarge can eat it!”

“Who has trees up?

I want to make my stealing list for the weekend.

”

“piss off. There's only room for one green guy around here and it ain't you!”

“1. meangreen
2.”

“Ok, but my tree is guarded by a 12ga. shotgun loaded with OOO buck shot, and enough spare ammo to start a war with Israel.”

“I'm ginchy not grinchy.”

“ginchy? WTF?”

“I'm gripy. Get off my broadband!


LOL.”

“you touch my tree(beard) you will DIE!”

“1959 Ed Brynes and Connie Stevens-Kookie,kookie lend me your comb last line in the song' Wow you're the ginchiest'.
last edited: 12/07/07 8:34:54 AM”

“I talked my parents into putting ours up the 2nd of December :)

No presents under the tree yet. The fact that I actually bought x-mas presents this year is a surprise ;)”

“Kookie don't need no gun, he gots his comb.

”

“1. meangreen
2. mapleleaf ( i was going to leave your because you like my theme song, but nevermind)
3. sweetpeastu

I may need a bigger sleigh!”

“grinch you can't raid anything at our place, unless you're taking the tree, because there is NOTHING under the tree...and you wouldn't be able to properly identify the x-mas presents in our house b/c they're not wrapped :). tehehehehe.

You can 't steal from me or Maple. I'm having my tonsils out and she's messed up her foot. No preying on the sick. lol.”

“You can 't steal from me or Maple. I'm having my tonsils out and she's messed up her foot. No preying on the sick. lol.”
sweetpeastu

your just trying to make my heart to grow two sizes!

Stop That!”

“Mr. Grinch needs to report to the "Mean People Suk" thread.

I am putting up my tree this weekend and I had better not see nor hair nor hide of you. :P”

“Never fear Creek Dancer, you won't see me.... annnnnnd you won't see your tree either.”

“dear Mr. grinch, can you please go to the christmas card thread and make them all sorry for being mean to me!!

thank you”

“you put him in time out? brave girl”

“I would like to but unfortunatly he signs the checks!”

“Be thankful you only have the Grinch. I have Miss Piggy.”

“they are both green”

“No ... Miss Piggy is pink. Kermit is green.”

“OMG there is a dirty joke in there somewhere.

geo a little help please.......”

“Maple...I'm missing it...I think he has the colors right...are you hitting the egg nog already? ;-)”

“ok work with me here...”

“Move over, Grinchy boy. I'm in charge now.”

“Christmas has sucked for the last 5 years...so I'm in here too :)”

“I've got a relative who makes the Grinch look like the Little Drummer Boy ----”

“And there are two or three others who compete for the title every year!”

“nm....I just read a news article about some we all know here that made me smile and realize there is plenty of christmas spirit! :)”