Beware the Angry Marmont

““Tmaaaac...they see you.

Run TMac! RUN!

srsly”


Dang it, I'd been burying the memory of the attack of the vampikas. All that money in therapy, wasted!”

“tee hee....

We'll be sure to help suppress those memories on Sunday. }:)”

“.....and the mome raths outgrabe”

“TMac, we wait for you.

”

“"In and around the lake
Marmots come out of the sky
They stand there"”

“Low Country marmot boil...”

“Marmot on the halfshell (armadillo)...”

“rok rats and marmrats
tree rats and parry rats to
all muts get dedder!”

“marmot burrito's verde oh man could I go for a couple of those right now! and some chips with pica de gallo”

“Oh! � �Pika washed down with Gallo!”

“may you all choke on fur balls!”

“Sure! But with pica you absolutely have to get it fresh. None of that frozen crap that has lost all it's flavor. The best is when It's broiled live right there in the restaurant.”

“What the hell is "Fresh Frozen" anyway?

Is that like "Genuine Imitation"?”

“yup.”

“figgers.”

“Holy crap! You know how sometimes you look at a thread and think it'll die a quick death? This one took off like a rocket! LMAO!”

“I know. Funny as hell ain't it?”

“They are similar to marmots:

"Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Jackfrost nippin' at your toes..."”

“I prefer.....

Hog nuts roasting on an open fire”

“And yet you say you have an aversion to grits.”

“Huh??

You must be mistakin' me for someone else, Jaw-Juh Boy.

When I was a poor boy in my twenties out there workin' a steel-drivin' hammer it was grits that was one of the cheap eats that kept me alive.

That and every kind of dried bean I could get my hands on with slab bacon or pork neck bones or ham hocks or ox tails or vegetarian, too.”

“I was going to say, I'll take the grits and you can have All the roasted hog nuts ---”

“It's a meal in a sack, Tilt.”

“There's nothing better than haiku by Sarabelle.”

“[ rimshot ]”

“You can have my marmot when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!”

“"...roasted hog nuts ..."


I most strenuously OBJECT.”

“Took ya long enough!”

“Jonnycat died, clutching his marmot.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Regardless of what PETA thinks.
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“Alas, poor Lemmiwinks.”

“dang - i just realized I misspelled "marmot"

DOH!!!”

“I guess Miss Grundy was off that day..... Spelling Police asleep at the wheel.”

“PS --- Beware the Shameless Puggle.”

“Thanks Roam! All this time I thought we were talking about marmonts. What the heck is a marmot?”

“It's like a marmont, only smaller.”

“it has occurred to me that this thread could be viewed by some as discriminatory and disparaging of marmonts, and their kin - marmots.

I'd like to say that I've never met any marmonts personally, and moreover, the marmots that i've had the pleasure of meeting have all been fine critters and never have any of them been anything less than pleasant - even if a bit aloof perhaps.

Just didn't want to give the wrong impression.

Vampikas however - those little bastards are a different story.”

“I owe my wolf sighting in Colorado to marmots.”