Beware the Angry Marmont

“I'm just sayin...

watch out.”

“
moar funny pictures”

“that is NOT a marmot.

It doesn't even look angry!”

“This:



is an angry marmot!

He will eat your boot laces!”

“Anger the Marmot and beware the Vampika!

Bloodthirsty undead spawn of the Debbil!

”

“Don't forget the flesh eating zombie chipmunks.”

“aaaaahhhhhh,

not the Vampika!!!!

run for your livers!!!!”

“Tmaaaac...they see you.

Run TMac! RUN!

srsly”

“for some reason, i look at Spindle's pic of the vampika and the first thing that comes to mind is Monty Python.....


"oh, look - its just a little pika"”

“Flesh wound?”

“ah! I need to clean my contact lenses - I read "Beware the Angry Mammoth"”

“Is that a cousin to a varmint?”

“hmmmm, this makes me wonder.....


can marmots pull sleighs?”

“Attack of the Giant Pika!”

“Euro - angry mammoth would worth being ware of too!”

“I wouldn't need my contact lenses to spot an angry mammoth though.”

“AAAHHHHH!

”

“are they tasty when roasted on a stick?”

“Spindle - now THAT is an angry marmot!!!

day-um!!

tell ya what meangreen - when your out here next summer, you can try that out and let us know.

m'kay?”

“I love marmots......taste just like chicken.”

“Do you think it will be anything like kitty on stick?”

“probably tougher than kitty - leaner too.

but that's just a guess.

i wouldn't know anything about such nonsense.”

“Marmots have more dark meat. Kitties have more white meat.”

“Meow!

http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/2251648870037037243pjWZYj”

“http://www.roamaroundonline.com/albums/skypond/e14.html

marmot - but not angry
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“http://www.roamaroundonline.com/albums/skypond/e19.html

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“Chipmunks taste like squirrel. just much smaller so ya gotta kill a ton of em to get a meal.”

“Two words... Crock Pot.”

“for chipmunks or marmots?”

“both, make up a stew - then dehydrate it for backpacking.”

“Beware the Mississippi Spelling Police!       (it just doesn't get more ironic than that, does it?)


      I dunno....  looks like he's yawning to me,   LOL”

“mmmmm....toss in a little lean ground squirrel (vicious bastages!)...a little teriyaki marinade...

”

“All this talk made me go out and get some kitty on stick, and lo mein, and hot n sour soup for lunch! LOL!”

“I can haz yur livir?


”

“...with some fava beans and a nice chianti...


”

“LMAO!”

“Hello, mister green teeth!”

“you talking to me or my lunch? LOL!”

“
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

--Carl Spackler

”

“I guess those teeth are more like yellow.

Varmint Minh?
(varmint doc lap dong minh hoi)”

“"Varmint Cong
Organic farmers in Colorado ask state to blast rodents out of their holes
They say life imitates art, but until now, life had stubbornly refused to imitate Caddyshack. Behold! Organic farmers in Colorado have asked the state Division of Wildlife to look into controlling prairie dogs and other burrowing critters by ... blowing them up. Why? Because, in the immortal words of Carl Spackler, "a varmint will never quit -- ever." The idea is to flood burrows with explosive gases and then, um, explode them, knocking the critters dead and collapsing the tunnels. "This is a way for [the farmers] to avoid using toxic substances to help them remain certified as organic," says a DOW spokesdetonator. We bet if more people knew that going organic meant you could blow stuff up, there'd be a lot more organic farms."”

“SIGN ME UP!!! I'm already orgas... oh, never mind that. I can farm. Sure! as soon as I get rid of all my marmots (they're a real problem in indiana I tell ya). Send me a case of dinamite and I'll go be a farmer. LOL!”

“Spackler Strikes from Afar.

        In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre,  Au revoir, gophers!

”

“Just thinking.... Bill did a number on the little buggers in Caddyshack but they got even with his ass in Groundhog Day.”

“Hmmmm... good point. Maybe I don't want to be a farmer after all.”

“Don't wanna get caught in that kind of loop ---- like being involved in a political argument on the Internet,    LOL

        "SS, DD"    as they say.”

“[i]The idea is to flood burrows with explosive gases and then, um, explode them, knocking the critters dead and collapsing the tunnels.


Sayyyyy WHAT?!?!?!?!
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“Marmots do that red X thing too?! WTH?”