Orange

“How do you eat oranges?”

“one at a time.”

“You mean you don't know how?”

“or in a screwdriver.”

“LOL...how do you EAT a chicken? (LOL)

Tilt that is HOW you Drink an orange. (LOL)”

“I generally peel them first and eat each section one by one.
;-)”

“Wouldn't eating a chicken be considered animal cruelty? At least relations with livestock is illegal in NY, I don't know about other states.”

“I take the slices out of the ziplock one at a time and eat them.”

“The real question is, how would Jesus eat an orange?”

“Why eat oranges when you can do that water into wine trick?”

“Hey, I can change oranges into screwdrivers.

I reject your theocracy and substitute my own --- !”

“Sarge...how do they get into the bag?

YES I know how...I was just curious how others did. I personally prefer to cut a whole in the top, suck the juice out, then open up the orange and eat the meat!”

“I slice it up into sections and peel off the rind with my teeth. Not at all lady like!”

“Campaigning for the "out of context" thread?”

“I don't play favorites, I think Jesus and Tilt would make equally good bartenders.

I cut my oranges up into 6 sections, cut off the peel, cut each of the 6 sections in half, put them in my mouth, chew, swallow, digest...need I continue?”

“Who me or CD? LOL

CD...I do that too...who cares if it is lady like or not! There is sometimes we just have to sacrifice.

I just find it interesting how different people eat different items.

Is it true the white part inside has lots of vitamins?”

“I peel and then eat the individual sections.”

“I got this really cool orange pealer from Pamper Chef for like .75 was one of those deals that make you say "why didn't I think of that?"”

“I have these pretty cool orange peelers that I was born with






opposible thumbs”

“why even peel an orange? just eat it like you do an apple”

“NO WAY.....you don't???? The rind stuff burns!”

“I just open the box, reach in and grab a hand full!!! Love those Cheez-its!

OOPS..wrong thread!”

“CHEETO's make for orange fingers!”

“It ain't easy bein' cheesey!!!”

“I'm eating an orange right now. Mmmmmm....”

“There's fresh Tangerine juice downstairs.

Somebody at The Fresh Market squoze it.”

“is it safe to wear blaze orange in nonhunting seasons?
last edited: 12/03/07 1:58:43 PM”

“Too much acid in them for me now, but I used to like them.”

“With my mouth usually, after peeling them.”

“TGF Prilosec!”

“Ask LSU they seem to know how to.”

“This topic is appealing.”

“How do you zest an orange?”

“Squeeze my orange till the juice runs down my leg.”

“no man, that's lemons.”

“This is the orange thread, the lemon thread is down the hall.

/gestures down the hall”

“'Zest' are tiny strips of the peel.... the very outside skin, mostly, with very little pulp.  You may be able to get zest using a regular grater, but use the smallest holes and use just a little pressure.

Zesters  ”

“I usually take a very sharp knife, cut the orange peel off and than carfully cut the fillets out of their skins. I eat it together with tomato, mozarella, basil, salt, pepper, little vinegar and some olive oil.”

“Yum Euro...that sounds very taste!

This may be a dumb question but are oranges hard to come by in your part of the world?”

“Not at all. The Spaniards and the Portuguese have large plantations of citrus fruits and are the main supplyer for the European market (nearly all year long). At other seasons oranges may come from other countries - maybe Florida?”

“Euro...Florida...is a State...(LOL) althought I have been there a time or two and they seem to think they ARE a country”

“It's the Orange State, isn't it?
...or was it Orange County?”

“It amazes me how the world produces enough food for everyone. I'm so closed in MY little world that I only think of oranges being grown in Florida and California!”

“Cheeto's and a porn video make for an orange you-know-what.

Orange peels on or in a wood stove make the cabin smell great, BTW.”

“XL - when I was having trouble getting a passport(time wise) a guy with the passport agency told me they have a major problem with New Yorkers applying for passports for trips to FL. I told him that I thought we'd fought a war over that and that we were in fact part of the Union down here. It took him a minute to get my drift.”

“The best oranges come from Israel......blood oranges,expensive but sooooooo good.”

“LMAO I did not read any of this thread other then this...


Cheeto's and a porn video make for an orange you-know-what.


Gremlin
9:43:47 AM
12/04/07”

“I haven't eaten an orange in so long, but last time I ate one, I believe I cut it in quarters...shoved one in my mouth, sucked out the juice then peeled it off the rind and ate the "meat"..Chili bought some tangerines last night. I meant to grab a couple this morning to bring to work, but forgot...those I would peel and eat a piece at a time.”

“the correct way to eat an orange is to have a hole in it, your lips cover the hole and your tongue slides inside the hole, as you wiggly it around on the flesh inside the hole it will start to get moist, then you slowly suck the juice out the hole, if your keep doing this the hole will stay moist and juicy..the nectar is really good to taste, as the juice tends to dry up sometimes squeezing the area around the hole works, if not push in from the backside at another hole and that will usually make the juice flow again

hope that helps”

“OMG!!! Ewker...are we still talking about oranges? I am really REALLY wanting an orange now...or maybe I wanna BE an orange...BAAAHAHHAHAHA”